My Ex-Boyfriends, Now All Famous, Beg Me to Get Back Together

[Coming soon: The Villain-Saving System Picked the Wrong Person. Please add it to your collection, mwah~] Award-winning screenwriter Song Zhen is nicknamed the Nation's Ex-Wife. Rumor has it that he finds a new boyfriend for every drama he writes, then breaks up with him once the show airs. Netizens: Scumbag! Later, Song Zhen appears on a variety show, and #SongZhenBeauty# trends. Netizens: He's so handsome and talented. Were his ex-boyfriends blind? Later still, Song Zhen writes a book called Scumbag Collection, making a file for each ex-boyfriend and gleefully tormenting and abusing them in the world of fiction. It starts as a private indulgence, but a friend takes it to a production company. More terrifyingly, all those ex-boyfriends agree to play themselves. The domineering CEO who coldly dumped him: “As long as you don't leave me, I'll do anything.” The tech mogul who broke up with him for his first love: “It was only after we broke up that I realized I loved you.” The gentle movie star who can read people and plays the field: “It's not just a desire to conquer you.” The young heartthrob who dated him to get famous: “I regret it. You're the one I want most.” Song Zhen: “...Oh, go line up at the crematorium.” #Reader's Guide# 1. One-on-one romance, pairing with Meng Cang'an. The protagonist only punishes scumbags; no ambiguous relationships. 2. A self-indulgent story with exes crawling back and plenty of romantic drama. Please take the trouble to add my upcoming novel to your collection, mwah Coming soon: The Villain-Saving System Picked the Wrong Person Lin Zhiji binds himself to a villain-saving System. The System tells him that the villain is the real young master, but his parents and brothers all favor the fake young master. Starved of love, the villain grows jealous and twisted, eventually turning evil and destroying the world. His job is to save and reform him. It's the perfect opening for a redemption story. The only problem is that Lin Zhiji is the villain. - Lin Zhiji has just finished setting up a cannon-fodder character. System: [Host, please recite a passage from the Core Socialist Values to Lin Zhiji.] Lin Zhiji: ... The cannon fodder who got set up: He's so upright. It definitely wasn't him. Lin Zhiji has been robbed of an opportunity and is secretly preparing to get revenge. System: [Host, please give Lin Zhiji a warm hug.] Lin Zhiji: ... The justice-minded male supporting character: He can only hug himself and cry after being bullied. Poor thing. I have to help him. Later, having inexplicably become everyone's darling, Lin Zhiji realizes: Never fear a villain with a good education. What you should fear is a villain who acts like an innocent little tea-drinking beauty. The System never lies. System: [I never said that!] Theme: Know yourself, respect yourself, and love yourself.