I'm Young, but I Already Want to Retire

Chu Qi ascended in a single day, becoming the biggest shot in all three realms.

On her first day taking over as sect leader, she picked up her thermos and drank goji berry tea, then earnestly advised her subordinates: The true meaning of life is nothing more than growing flowers and raising birds.

Her subordinates were horrified: Boss, don’t!

The ancient ferocious beasts had something to say about this retirement plan. Retirement? As if!

Taotie seethed with indignation: I’ve never seen anyone so shameless. I only swallowed one human’s pig, and she made me eat garbage every day.

The flood dragon said flatly: I only caused a flood once, but now she uses divine soil to hold back the water and makes me generate hydroelectric power for free. Have I complained?

Feiyi swished its tail: I hadn’t even had a chance to cause a drought, and she was already forcing me to separate industrial wastewater every day. My two snake skins stink now.

Xuhaofanned Mischief on the head, deeply displeased: Stop following that pollution offender around like a lackey. Every time you smile, she makes me go see him, insisting I bring him bad luck.

Qiongqi exploded: Could any of you have it worse than me? She pins me down every day. I’m the chief of all the ferocious beasts!

All the beasts chorused: Oh, Boss, don’t act like we don’t know you have a crush on her.