The Bodyguard's Bossy Life as a Mom

The main story is complete.

My new story next door, "Miss Zombie in the Modern World," is now open.

After female bodyguard Luo Sa dies unexpectedly on a mission, she transmigrates into a book titled "He Is the Most Mighty and Virile Man Under Heaven."

She becomes a female cannon-fodder character with two kids.

Raising kids starts young...

Luo Sa: Dabao, a real man stands tall. Today's mission is to go downstairs and buy a bottle of soy sauce by yourself.

Five-year-old Dabao grabs his toy gun and marches off with a heroic air.

Luo Sa: Xiaobao, women have to be strong. Go wash your own socks, and then wipe the floor while you're at it.

Three-year-old Xiaoba pouts and cries: I want Daddy

Luo Sa: It won't help even if your dad comes. If you make me mad, I'll beat you both up.

My new story, "Miss Zombie in the Modern World," is open for advance favorites.

After the rich young lady Zhen Yu'er dies, she turns into a zombie and is trapped in a coffin for thousands of years. It's dark and cold inside the coffin, and she develops severe claustrophobia: she's terrified of the dark!

So she has to sing little songs every day to keep up her courage. After singing like that for thousands of years, she unknowingly develops a voice as terrifying as Meng Jiangnu's.

On a certain talent show, one contestant bursts into tears at the drop of a hat, and something goes wrong every time she sings.

Wherever she sings, it turns into a massive funeral procession.

My new story, "A Thousand Years Later, I'm the Great-Aunt Ancestor," is open for advance favorites.

Rich man's daughter Gu Mianmian falls gravely ill and dies while visiting relatives. Because of the heat and the long journey, her family has no choice but to bury her on a nearby mountain. Little do they know, this place was once used by a fallen sect to raise the dead.

Gu Mianmian isn't dead. When she wakes up, a thousand years have passed.

Hundreds of her Gu descendants kneel together: We pay our respects to the Great-Aunt Ancestor.

The Gu family is a prestigious clan in the present day, and its descendants have done very well. There are billionaires, high-ranking officials, movie stars... Hundreds of them work in every industry.

Recommended story by a friend: "Spoiling the Villain as My Paper-Doll Lover" by Qian Riwan

Fu Jin discovers an app on her phone called "Lover's Corruption Countdown." Out of curiosity, she taps it and suddenly gets a stunningly handsome, incredibly charming, domineering CEO boyfriend.

He's thoughtful and clingy, reminding Fu Jin to eat, drink water, and sleep on time. Whenever she runs into trouble at work, all she has to do is send him a photo or voice message, and he can solve it for her in minutes!

But there's a catch. Fu Jin has to keep her phone with her at all times, touch the lover on the screen every fifteen minutes, tell him "Honey, I love you" once an hour, give him both good-morning and good-night kisses, and speak to him in a gentle voice.

If she fails to do any one of those things, half an hour later her lover will collapse limply, looking at her with beautiful eyes as he cries pitifully.

An hour later, he'll become disheartened, cold, and world-weary.

Three hours later, he'll turn completely evil, fly out of the phone, and punish her in ways that cannot be described.

Fu Jin doesn't believe a paper-doll person can really fly out of a phone. Looking at the nearly perfect hottie, she clutches her heart and cries out: Who the hell could resist this!

But Fu Jin never expected that a month later, after she accidentally forgot to kiss her paper-doll lover, a handsome man who looked exactly like him would suddenly appear from above that night and kiss her fiercely. "Call me your husband."

Fu Jin: Mom, help QAQ!!!

PS: Soapy drama, paper-doll lover turns into a domineering CEO, obsessive, devoted, charming, sweet and satisfying~

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