Starting September 20, this book will go VIP from Chapter 23. If you've already read it, you don't need to buy it again. Thanks for supporting the official version!
Synopsis:
Outside the gates of XX Key High School, gossip reporters from every direction had gathered. They'd heard that the hot-topic star Su He was returning to school to study.
Online comments:
"He's definitely faking it. Here comes another performance."
"Nonsense! He He can study for one minute and crush you school losers, even if you study for a whole year!"
Su He, in his school uniform and backpack, rode up to the school gates on a bicycle.
Reporter A: "Su He, why are you going back to school? Aren't you going to act anymore?"
Su He: "I love studying. It makes me happy!"
Reporter B: "How many points do you expect to get on the final exam?"
Su He: "The highest score is 99. If I get a perfect score, I'm afraid I'll get conceited, and I'm afraid other people won't be able to take it."
After entering the gates, Su He waved and pretended he was going to the bathroom.
He turned into the emergency stairwell, and his smiling face vanished.
Su He: "Damn it, is this uniform made of dishcloth? It's so ugly! And this backpack, how many bricks did they put in it? It's killing my back! Get rid of it!"
Su He pulled out a bottle of Silver Mountain Spring and sprayed himself. "Bring me my Hermes bag and my McQueen jacket."
Su He walked straight out the back gate, climbed into a white Bentley, and drove off.
Ning Yu's office.
Liu Yizhe: "We got photos of Su He leaving through the back gate."
Ning Yu: "Well done. Put out a press release exposing him, then hire a batch of internet trolls to tear him apart."
Liu Yizhe: "What if he hits back?"
Ning Yu's inner thoughts: Unless he doesn't want to keep his asshole.
Weibo trending topic: Su He Returns to School, Suffers Sudden Diarrhea and Leaves in Disgrace!
Su He: ...
Chi Kun: "...What do we do?"
Su He: "Didn't Ning Yu's company launch a hair-removal cream?"
Chi Kun: "...Huh?"
Su He: "Buy a few hundred cases and hand them out to all the slaughterhouses. Then buy a trending topic saying this hair-removal cream works wonders on pig bristles."
Ning Yu's office.
Newspaper headline: Premium Hair-Removal Cream Becomes a Hit with Butchers, Its Prestige Takes a Nosedive.
Liu Yizhe: "...Our hair-removal cream was too down-to-earth, so all the high-end department stores dropped it."
Ning Yu: "..."
Liu Yizhe: "What do we do?"
Ning Yu: "Send a car to take me to his house." (11 p.m.)
The next day's headlines: Su He Personally Tries xx Hair-Removal Cream. Outstanding Results, You Deserve It!
Tips:
A silly, lighthearted entertainment-industry story. No logic, plenty of ridiculous moments, and no need to think too hard.
[The loyal top, outwardly cold (pretend), inwardly goofy] x [The prickly bottom, outwardly elegant (pretend), inwardly troublesome]
One-on-one, happy ending. So, so, so sweet and satisfying! Let's keep the sweetness going!
Theme:
What's the point of shrinking...?
Nice! Hahahahahahahahaha
I never thought that one day I would have the same name as the protagonist, but the gender would be different (??_??)
The aunt in the cafeteria is so cute hahahahahahaha
If there is a red spot, it should be somewhere on the lower body... ←_←
God damn, the two apples can't look at each other hhhhhh
The writing is super beautiful. Come on, I like this article very much. The sweet love makes me sour.
I didn't leave a comment?!! Suddenly realized that it was over (?_?) There is no update sign, so I thought it was JJ smoking.
Hey, the extra chapter is over too?!!! First blood!! I want to see first blood!! Finished spreading flowers!!!
Wow oh oh oh oh~^O^/