What Should I Do About My Flirty Desk Mate?

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[Blurb]

Xu Duo had a chance encounter with Wan Gui, a shameless flirt who was especially bold late at night. He thought the guy would just bother him on WeChat and leave it at that. Instead, Wan Gui followed him to school and became his deskmate.

Wan Gui was the undisputed leader of the over-the-top flirting school, with so many tricks that Xu Duo was dumbfounded.

I'll confess to you in the school newspaper. I'll confess during the student assembly. I'll become the most talked-about person in school, then let everyone know I've got my eye on you.

Xu Duo was exasperated.

Did you come to school to study or to flirt with guys? Can't you have some standards?

My standard is to carry you home in my arms.

In the livestream:

Xu Duo: If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. We can learn together.

Wan Gui: Teacher Xu, I've recently met a guy who's really handsome. He looks like a cold fish, but he's actually passionate inside. Every time I see him, I can't help wanting to flirt with him. What does that mean?

Xu Duo: Call emergency services, and book yourself an appointment with a psychiatrist while you're at it. Next.

Whispered in class:

Wan Gui: Hey, deskmate, our intimacy score on the school forum is maxed out. Should we get our marriage certificates? We shouldn't let fate down~

Xu Duo: Is it even fun when you cheated your way to the top all by yourself?

Wan Gui: Sure it is. Once we get married, the whole forum will get a notification, and everyone will know you have a great husband. Doesn't that sound awesome?

Xu Duo: No thanks. I couldn't live down the embarrassment.

Though this deskmate seems unserious all day long, when Xu Duo pulls off his wig, he realizes... what's that song again? You're not really happy.

Why do you always wait for me beneath the streetlight late at night?

What kind of past do you have?

Xu Duo: Which of the things you say isn't exaggerated?

Wan Gui: The part where I say I love you. I'm grateful to Heaven for bringing us together. You helped me find myself again, and I found you, too.

Talkative, cheeky, persistent gong x tsundere, easily flustered shou

A coming-of-age story about two young men growing up together.

Tips

Shou's POV, extra sweet romance, HE, 1v1.

This is probably a logic-free comedy. Thank you for liking it.

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My currently updating follow-up story: How a Bad Cat Grew Up [Quick Transmigration]. Same silly recipe, now updating. Feel free to check it out and add it to your collection~

As a bad cat and a bad shou, Mei Li is always flirting with disaster. Whenever he comes face-to-face with Jiang Huai, he has to play a few little tricks.

On Earth, Jiang Huai is a veterinarian. The first time he sees Mei Li, he picks him up and takes a look. “Mm, you're developing nicely. About time to get you neutered.”

Mei Li: “...”

Holy crap, boss. We just reunited, and you already want to turn me into a eunuch?!

Mei Li decides to get revenge.

Jiang Huai: “Your cat has such shiny fur. You take good care of it.”

Seeing the man compliment another cat, Mei Li pees right on his thigh. “Meow~ (You're welcome.)”

Jiang Huai: “...”

As a crafty cat, Mei Li naturally makes good use of his feline advantages. He demands to be petted and cuddled every day, and shamelessly watches Jiang Huai do all kinds of things from morning till night.

So Mei Li gets a nosebleed. “Boss is so damn handsome! I can't control myself!”

Then one day, his secret is exposed, and Jiang Huai finds out what he's been up to.

Jiang Huai: “So you've been taking advantage of me all along?”

Mei Li: “That's not quite fair... Also, could you please take your hand away first? Who's taking advantage of whom here?!”

Petting cats by day, fighting monsters by night.

In the Adventurer's World, Jiang Huai is the star captain of his Adventurer's Guild, a top-ranked powerhouse. One dark and stormy night, he sets off for the perilous Nine-Story Cat Tower with Mei Li, the perennial last-place loser.

And then... before they've even set out, Mei Li twists his right arm.

Mei Li: “Captain... can I take some time off first?”

Jiang Huai: “You might as well go home and farm.”

Mei Li: “...”

In the end, Captain Jiang Huai carries him off with one hand.

Jiang Huai: “Enemy spotted five hundred meters ahead. It's a Nether Snow Leopard.”

Mei Li, eyes sparkling: “Captain, this is your chance to show off!”

Jiang Huai, expression cool: “A mere insect like that is beneath me. I'll send you. It isn't worth my effort.”

The next morning, Jiang Huai wakes up from a foul smell. Beside his pillow is a lump of cat poop, right next to his noble nose.

Jiang Huai: “...”

In his arms, Mei Li gives a lazy meow. “Meow~~~ (Don't ask. It's love.)”

You litter-scooper, I told you not to get so cocky.

The Cat Tower is perilous. Those who enter have only a one-in-ten chance of surviving.

Mei Li: “Captain, why did we come to this place?”

Jiang Huai gazes into his eyes. “Because everything I want to give you is here. Leave the rest to me.”

TIPs:

1. Quick Transmigration fantasy worlds + everyday cat-petting life, two settings. Mei Li is a cat on Earth and a human in the Adventurer's World. Jiang Huai is human in both worlds.

2. An arrogant, domineering gong who's actually warm-hearted and a little oblivious (Jiang Huai) x a proud, dark-hearted, tricky, and equally oblivious shou (Mei Li).

3. Lighthearted, silly, sweet romance, ridiculous and logic-free, 1v1, HE.

4. Meow~ (You, the litter-scooper, hurry up and kiss me~)

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