The Snail Maiden Who Joined Our Family in the Seventies [Book Transmigration]

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Qiao Qiao, a craft expert who had gone viral online, suddenly found herself transported into a novel set in a bygone era. She became Qiao Manman, the book's stupid, fat cannon-fodder villainess.

Her husband, Lin Zhongnan, had been forced to marry her to repay a debt of gratitude owed by their fathers. Though he never mistreated her after they wed, he always slept in a separate room.

The reborn heroine coveted Lin Zhongnan's future position and schemed to make Qiao Manman, who valued wealth and despised poverty, change her mind and dump him. Then she would take Qiao Manman's place.

Faced with a hard-mode plot, Qiao Qiao wasn't afraid. She would build a fortune with her own two hands and work her way to prosperity.

As for her extra weight and dark skin, she had a super cheat to help her: a little field snail that had come into the book with her.

Six months later, Lin Zhongnan returned from a business trip and discovered that his wife had not only become prettier, but more hardworking too.

What astonished him even more was that his wife could cook and sew, build walls and do carpentry, and even turn waste into treasure. She was like an upgraded Snail Girl.

How could a grown man like him possibly live with that?

Lin Zhongnan panicked. "Wifey, don't do any heavy work. You'll hurt your hands. Leave it to me! From now on, your job is to look beautiful."

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Yuan Xiaohua was a famous useless beauty in the cultivation world. Her looks were breathtaking, but her aptitude was mediocre. Because of her unusual fate, she became the fated dual-cultivation partner of Lu Buyu, the chosen one.

Once, Yuan Xiaohua was overjoyed to marry Lu Buyu. Though he was cold and indifferent, she still devoted herself to following him.

Then one day, Luo Heng, who shared her fate, appeared and dazzled the world... It turned out that she was the one who had been mistaken for someone else, a substitute occupying another's place.

Even more tragically, Luo Heng regarded her as a heart demon. With Lu Buyu's tacit approval, she destroyed Yuan Xiaohua's spiritual root and cut off her path to immortality!

When she returned to the moment her spiritual root was destroyed, Yuan Xiaohua awakened her memories from her previous life: she had been a meme creator, but had been transported into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder supporting character.

[Ding! The Silly Meme Cultivation System has awakened. Keep creating original silly memes, and the Host can turn things around, advance through the ranks, and ascend to immortality in broad daylight!]

From then on...

Whenever Yuan Xiaohua picked up her old trade, ghosts shut themselves away, and gods went completely bonkers!

Before long, everyone in the cultivation world was saying:

"Don't ever provoke Yuan Xiaohua, and whatever you do, don't let her take out her brush!"

"She specializes in drawing people she's had a grudge against. No matter how beautiful or ugly they are in real life, she draws them as goofy, stupid, and nasty. And not only can the people in her drawings materialize, they're all vicious. Some of them even spew insults and filthy jokes!"

"They say the last person who picked a fight with her got beaten until they cried and cursed by their own goofy self and a trash-talking version of Lu Buyu. They nearly went into qi deviation! She's seriously wild!"

When Lu Buyu heard the rumors, his dark eyes remained cool and indifferent, but his face turned a frightening shade of green.

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Lu Buyu was born with immortal bones and unmatched talent. He was destined to open the path to ascension for the mortal cultivation world.

Once, he believed his life would be devoted solely to cultivation and saving the world. Then that girl stopped looking at him, and her lively, interesting self gradually had nothing to do with him. His heart ached terribly, and even the immortal bone in his chest hurt so much that its marrow churned.

At last, regardless of the world's opposition, he removed his immortal bone to create a heaven-reaching spiritual root for Yuan Xiaohua.

Lu Buyu casually dispersed one ugly version of himself after another, then forcibly pulled Yuan Xiaohua into his arms. His indifferent eyes concealed an unyielding resolve. "I don't want to save this world. I only want to save you."

※Reader advisory:

1. Lu Buyu did not tacitly approve of Luo Heng destroying the spiritual root. It was all a misunderstanding.

2. Expect melodrama and outrageous twists. Everything serves the plot.

3. The male lead will not change. Please click the X if you can't accept that.

Theme: A life of constant effort is a happy life.