The Villain's Ex-Girlfriend Is Adorably Sweet

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Yuan Xiaohua was a famously useless beauty in the cultivation world. The more extraordinary her looks, the more mediocre her talent. Because her fate was unique, she became Lu Buyu's destined cultivation partner. Lu Buyu was a chosen one, beloved by fate.

Once, Yuan Xiaohua was overjoyed to marry Lu Buyu. Though he was cold and aloof, she still followed him with all her heart.

Then one day, Luo Heng, whose fate matched hers, appeared in a dazzling blaze... It turned out Yuan Xiaohua was the one who had been mistaken for someone else, a substitute who had taken the rightful owner's place.

Worse still, Luo Heng saw her as a heart demon. With Lu Buyu's tacit approval, she destroyed Yuan Xiaohua's spiritual root and cut off her path to immortality!

When she returned to the moment her spiritual root was destroyed, Yuan Xiaohua awakened the memories of her past life: she had been a meme creator, but transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder supporting character.

[Ding! The Silly Meme Cultivation System has awakened. Keep creating original silly memes, Host, and rising through the ranks to ascend in broad daylight will be a dream come true!] From that moment on...

Back in her old line of work, Yuan Xiaohua made ghosts shut themselves away and gods split into multiple personalities!

Before long, everyone in the cultivation world was saying:

"Don't provoke Yuan Xiaohua, and whatever you do, don't provoke her when she takes out her brush!"

"She specializes in drawing people she's had a beef with. No matter how beautiful or ugly they are in real life, she makes them look goofy, stupid, and despicable. And the people in her drawings can not only take on physical form, they're all vicious. Some even spew flowery insults and filthy jokes!"

"They say the last person who picked a fight with her got beaten into tears and called an idiot by a goofy version of himself and a sleazy version of Lu Buyu. He almost went into cultivation deviation! Her tricks are wild!"

Hearing the rumors, Lu Buyu's dark eyes remained cool and indifferent, but his face turned a terrifying shade of green.

*

Lu Buyu was born with immortal bones and peerless talent. He was destined to open the path to ascension for the mortal cultivation world.

Once, he believed his life would be devoted solely to cultivation and saving the world. Then the young woman stopped looking at him. Her lively, interesting world grew increasingly distant from his, and his heart began to ache so badly that even the immortal bone in his chest throbbed, its marrow surging.

At last, heedless of the world's objections, he removed his immortal bone to create a path to heaven for Yuan Xiaohua.

Lu Buyu casually scattered one ugly version of himself after another, then forcibly pulled Yuan Xiaohua into his arms. His indifferent eyes held a stubborn resolve. "I don't want to save this world. I only want to save you."

※ Reader advisory:

1. Lu Buyu did not tacitly approve Luo Heng destroying Yuan Xiaohua's spiritual root. It was all a misunderstanding.

2. Clichés and outrageous plot twists abound. Everything serves the story.

[This novel's blurb]

One day, she transmigrates into a sugary romance full of melodrama,

becoming the villainous ex-girlfriend who keeps trying to get the domineering CEO male lead to take her back.

The petite artist Du Ruo opens her big, adorable doe eyes in horror:

No! She doesn't want to become a legendary cannon-fodder character!

From then on, Du Ruo does everything the male lead hates,

all to make Gu Yuan want to take one look at her and run the other way.

Gu Yuan hates the original owner's heavy, flashy makeup,

so Du Ruo cheerfully paints her lashes into fly legs and her eyeliner into dark circles.

Gu Yuan hates the original owner's extravagance, love of money, and snobbery,

so Du Ruo ostentatiously buys two deluxe jianbing guozi right in front of him,

eating one herself and feeding the other to a dog.

Faced with such an ex-girlfriend, Gu Yuan didn't know what to say.

Then one day, Du Ruo's true face was revealed online. Barefaced and wearing her hair in a bun, she danced to "I Feel So Adorable" with a group of three-year-olds.

Gu Yuan narrowed his foxlike eyes dangerously. So it really hadn't been his imagination:

this ex-girlfriend who'd come back to him only to run away again was fresh and sweet after all!

If she was that delicious, he might as well eat her up!

[Recommended: My Friend's Soft and Adorable Upcoming Novel, Don't Touch That Sensitive Plant! by An Zhi Ruo Han]

By chance, top-tier star and celebrated singer Wen Han acquired a plant said to be extinct.

It was tiny and adorable, with little branches and small leaves like delicate bird feathers.

A poke of the finger made its leaves fold together as though it were embarrassed.

It was so bashful, just like a shy young girl.

When the big shots heard about it, they all wanted to see it for themselves, and even more, to poke it and find out what the legendary sensitive plant looked like.

But Wen Han wouldn't let anyone touch it, or even take a look.

*

In her previous life, Xu Shi was the head of Wen Han's fan club,

but a vicious prank by an anti-fan scared her out of her wits.

When she woke up, she saw her idol gazing at her tenderly, his long fingers poking her on the head.

She was about to scream, but then realized she'd turned into a bashful plant? A little fairy with wings?

Xu Shi felt utterly miserable. She discovered that

every time Wen Han poked her,

the time she spent as a sensitive plant increased by two hours.

Everyone said that the aloof idol Wen Han had taken in a meek, easy-to-bully girl.

Then, one day, on a livestream,

Wen Han, eyes red, gritted his teeth. "If you try to run again, I'll reveal everything right now!"

Xu Shi turned her face away. "Then... are you going to keep poking me or not?"

Theme: Good looks are a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul is one in a million.