I Took a Supermarket System to a Magical World [Book Transmigration]

My next book, Six Demon Kings Beg Me to Wear a Skirt, is open for wish-list adds! (*^▽^*) Six demon lords vying for a cross-dressing hero, with a daily battlefield of romantic drama. Unhinged demon lord X cheerful, open-minded hero Tang Ning was a diligent supermarket stock clerk. All he did was sneak a glance at a novel during work, and he got sucked into a magical world! New to the place, Tang Ning was completely bewildered. The System told him he was the chosen one, then bound him to a super supermarket System with a loud DUANG. The body he'd transmigrated into belonged to a beautiful succubus who made a living seducing people. After arriving in this world, he got a ding-dong notification giving him a main quest: win over the greatest and most virtuous elf archmage in the world, Rivergui! To get close to the elf archmage, Tang Ning had no choice but to disguise himself as a novice at a magic academy. He never expected that the legendary elf archmage, whose looks outshone every succubus, whose magic surpassed an abyssal lord, and whose dignified, pure demeanor kept everyone at arm's length, would flirt and act cute just to get his hands on the things in Tang Ning's supermarket System?!!! Tang Ning: "Why isn't this going the way I was promised? Stupid Li Fugui!" Rivergui: "Darling, I want more fruit jelly~ I want potato chips~ And I want some Wangzai milk~" Tang Ning: "= =+" #Why do other succubi seduce people with their beauty, while I have to rely on peanuts, sunflower seeds, bottled water, underwear, long johns, and down jackets? # Reader's guide: 1. Beautiful top, strong bottom. One-on-one. Elf archmage and magic mentor top X spy succubus apprentice bottom. 2. An imaginary world with settings made up by the author. A silly comedy that doesn't take itself too seriously. 3. Updates every day at noon. My next book, Six Demon Kings Beg Me to Wear a Skirt, is open for wish-list adds! (*^▽^*) Lance had lived for twenty years when he was suddenly told that he was the hero destined to save the world and fight the demon kings. According to the prophecy, Lance had to team up with six archangels and destroy all six demon lords! After a huge amount of hard work, he finally assembled his party, only to discover that the loud, argumentative, macho paladin was a demon king; the draconic mage who was always falling asleep and letting the team down was a demon king; the dark elf ranger who couldn't resist a gem was a demon king; the cat-eared druid priest whose only healing method was spitting was a demon king; and the tiny goblin rogue who ate a ton at every meal was a demon king... Even his childhood friend, the blacksmith's apprentice, was a damn demon king! What's more, the six demon kings never did anything useful. All they wanted was Lance, and they fought over him every step of the way. How did a party assembled to defeat the demon kings turn into a party of demon kings fighting amongst themselves? Lance was at his wit's end. He was supposed to be a hero, an emissary of justice, so how had he ended up conning, scamming, stealing, eating, drinking, gambling, and even becoming a wanted criminal along the way?! And worse, those guys kept urging Lance to wear a skirt so they could crawl under it whenever they felt like it! Can you at least let me save the world properly?! Lance: "We agreed that our party would defeat the demon kings, so that's what we'll do. We have to keep our word, right? You guys can decide: will you kill one another, or will you offer your necks? Pick one." #This hero has a special technique for slaying demon kings# #The demon kings say the daily view is worth it# Unhinged demon lord X cheerful, open-minded hero Theme: