[Sword Warriors Crossover] The Powerhouse's Acting Handbook

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With a secret identity for every occasion, the actor Lin Yi never admits defeat!

System: Hold on! Why did you make your teammates fight again? Why are you fighting with your teammates again?

Mikazuki and the High Dragon God arc

Ima-no-Kami: Your younger brother isn't your younger brother. He's my younger brother!

Dark Dragon God: What did you say? (dangerous look)

System: Teammates, your teammates are fighting!

Yamata no Orochi arc

Seimei: The legendary evil god Yamata no Orochi is about to descend on Kyoto. Let's make our final preparations.

Minamoto no Hiromasa: Seimei, I think something's wrong with my eyes. That's Yamata no Orochi? (staring at the tiny kid, barely over four feet tall) Could the Minamoto clan have made an offering mistake? Is he malnourished?

Yamata no Orochi, Lin Yi, not yet seven years old: Rawr! (bites down in one gulp)

Yamata no Orochi, the real one: Let go! Stop biting me! My name as an evil god! My soul is being torn apart!

Tsurumaru arc

Tsurumaru, Lin Yi: No mischief, no fun!

System: No, wait! Put down that generator! You're a sword spirit. What are you doing starting an industrial revolution?

Young Gil arc

Young Lin Yi Gil: Enkidu, that creepy uncle hit me! (pretends to cry)

Enkidu, cracking his knuckles and activating his Noble Phantasm: O child of man, be bound by the gods!

Gilgamesh, the real one: Mongrel!

Hakusan arc

Hakusan, emotionless machine blade Lin Yi: I have conditions. Let's agree on three rules first.

System: Wait, someone is dying! They're on our side!

Intermission

System: You're the most difficult group I've ever had to handle!

Lin Yi: No, I'm an actor! Look at the guy next door with his perfect acting skills.

System: ...You're an actor? Fine, just keep it up!

Kitsune arc

System, having given up: That's right, Kitsune has betrayed the team again. What a beautiful strike! Come and watch, everyone! You won't regret it, and you won't be fooled!

1. This story has no CP. If there is one, it'll be in the extras.

Three families' blade-hunting adventure, ongoing - Snake Baby's tour of Fusang - Tsurumaru's infrastructure project - Little Tiger is plotting trouble - Kitsune's daily betrayals - Young Gil refuses to overwork - Hakusan's emergency aid treaty - Record of an overzealous fan's obsessive love - Idol debut collection

2. The next chapter will be updated once there are more than thirty comments.

Theme: Acting talent and real ability