[Crossover] The City Knows How to Have Fun

Gan Meile is a time traveler. From time to time, she helps the cities that hire her fulfill their wishes across different eras. Usually, that means playing the city... and beating people up, right? Konoha: "Wherever leaves dance, the fire burns..." Fire, my ass! They actually dared to hit me! They actually hit me! Agent, help me hit them back! Tokyo: Heeheehee, hahahaha! I'll give you a knife. Please go stab Suoh Mikoto to death. What? Keep him alive? No way! The last Red King dropped his sword, and it hurt me so much I still have a bowl-sized scar. Honestly, it's better when kings are dead, right~? Uruk: Go see what these so-called new humans look like. If they're not as handsome as Gilgamesh, crush them. Oh, and if you get the chance, kill him too. He's cuter when he's quiet, after all. Yokohama: As for me, um... do me a favor and find a guy named Nakahara Chuuya. I've been wanting to have a proper talk with him for ages. Kyoto: Ibaraki Doji, you gay creep, stay away from Seimei! Seimei, Seimei, I'm still your little cutie, right? Fuyuki: So, Gilgamesh, you keep trying to blow me up. You think I don't have a temper? Gan Meile was having a great time playing all these roles, but then one day the worlds merged. Gan Meile: ??!! Am I supposed to perform a split personality live onstage? 1. Don't discuss values with city wills. They don't have any. 2. The protagonist is an emotionless tool. She has no values whatsoever at the start, and her identity is never exposed. Theme: Did Gan Meile go home today?