[Crossover] How Can You Lose When the Author Is Right in Your Face?

I am the protagonist of this story, and I know it perfectly well. Why? Because I've always been special, ever since I was a child. No, no, this isn't some delusion of a chuunibyou teenager. It's because ever since I was little, there's been a voice muttering nonstop inside my head. As I grew up, I naturally learned the truth: I was living inside a novel, and I was its protagonist. The person who kept muttering was the author... As the center of the entire world, this is a huge bother. Heaven knows all I want is an ordinary, uneventful life. I'm not being dramatic. Just imagine: you can change the world with ease. You can make it change according to your thoughts. You could even turn it into an H-game where every woman loves you... Of course I wouldn't do that. My dream is to live an ordinary, uneventful life. This is important, so I'll say it again and again. Interested in my life? Then come and see. After all, my creator, the person known as the author, will show you everything about me. Meta-fiction, crossover, all kinds of crossovers. The protagonist knows perfectly well that he's inside a novel and can communicate with the author. The protagonist sees through everything and desperately tries to preserve his ordinary life. So it's an easygoing, invincible protagonist slice-of-life story. After all... how could you lose when the author is right in your face? Raising a protagonist virtually: really, aren't you tempted? My other ongoing novel has over a million words: When the Protagonist Is Also the Villainous Overlord. No pairings on Qidian, pseudo-spiritual qi revival. The title says it all. BG romance: Blame This Irresistible Charm That Has Nowhere to Go Also known as Male Lead, Leave the Group Already. The Embarrassing Male Lead Performs a Live, Tearful Chase After His Wife. Upcoming danmei: For the Great Cause of Garbage Sorting [Quick Transmigration] After being driven mad by garbage sorting, Ying Liu finally achieved enlightenment: studying medicine can't save the Chinese people, but garbage sorting can!!! One day, a mysterious organization selected him to save the world by gathering energy through punishing scumbags. Ying Liu sneered coldly and accepted the mission. Romance? Punishing scumbags? Revenge? No!!! The only thing that can save the world is garbage sorting!!! In every world, he would declare his wish to make one more contribution to environmental protection!!! Mysterious Organization: Wait, you're working really hard, but your efforts seem to be focused in the wrong direction... In the end, the world was saved by garbage sorting. Mysterious Organization: ?????? Wait, did we just skip a huge chunk of the plot??? What happened??? Where did that massive apocalypse go??? As for the scum gong and the mistress, they're just a little diversion in the course of that great cause. Ying Liu, hysterical: Tell me!!! What kind of garbage are you all??? Villain: I'm wet waste. (Jumps into a trash can) Mistress: I'm hazardous waste. (Jumps into a trash can) Scum gong: I... I'm sorry, I don't know what kind of garbage I am. (Breaks down sobbing) Ying Liu: You're worse than garbage!!! In the very end, the mysterious organization, having witnessed the whole process: S-So that's how it is! Garbage sorting really can save the world!