Everyone's Hungry Restaurant

Zhao Li fell into a crazy world. The manager took him in and made him Employee No. 84 at Everyone's Hungry Restaurant, a place with a name that sounds weird enough already. No. 84: So why does this fast-food joint sell radioactive burgers?! Manager: Because we only use the freshest, most radioactive nuclear waste to make them. No. 84: ...Then why are these chickens 50% replacement genes? Manager: These chickens meet every standard we've set for ourselves. They hardly ever spoil, so they're ideal for feeding zombies during the apocalypse. Not that the zombies are necessarily willing to eat them, but that's fine. Our customers will. No. 84: Why is there mercury in the drink machine... Manager: I hear drinking mercury can make you shed a layer of skin and feel wonderfully refreshed. I haven't tried it myself, but I'm sure our customers will like it. No. 84: May I quit? Manager: I'm afraid not. You'll always be my employee. I was short on food, so I stayed up late grinding away at this myself. I recommend the game Everyone's Hungry Restaurant to you all. The setup above comes from the game. It's utterly deranged and satirizes all kinds of people and things. It's super fun, hahaha. Theme: Dishonest businesses are doomed to fail