[Naruto] Boruto's Incredibly Helpful Journey Through the Infinite Tsukuyomi

Boruto wakes up one morning

and feels like everything is wrong,

because his long-haired, fierce, sexy version of his mom is glaring at him like a demon.

Boruto trembles: This can't be my mom, right?! Did she mistake me for someone else?!

Just then, Boruto sees Naruto walking by.

"Dad!"

Menma doesn't hear him.

Hinata slams a fist into the wall behind Boruto and says viciously, "Hey, brat, who's your mom?"

Just then, Boruto notices Sasuke following behind his dad.

Boruto tries to call for help: "Sasuke, "

Before he can finish shouting "Teacher," Hinata knocks him out.

The veins in Hinata's temples throb, not because she's activated her Byakugan, but because she's furious.

Sasuke Uchiha, you scoundrel! You're stealing my man???!!!

"Mom, I told you, Sasuke-sensei and I really have nothing going on," Boruto says, looking exasperated.

Hinata glares at Boruto. "Shut up. You don't know how much you idealize him!"

Sakura: "Boruto~ You must have gotten it wrong. I'm your mom~"

Everyone: So whose child is Boruto, Naruto's and who else's???