[Naruto] A Countryside Love Story

Read carefully: this is a rural supernatural story with ninjutsu.

Farmer Hashirama: Madara, lend me some money.

Tractor driver Madara: Get lost. Ask Mito. Do you think it's easy being a tractor driver?

Farmer Hashirama: If I tell Mito, I'm done for...

Pork shop owner Mito: Oh?

Farmer Hashirama: deceased.

Rich young lady Hinata: Na... Naruto-kun, I've finally saved enough money. I'm going to... pay for your services...

Host Naruto: Ah, Miss Hinata, are you visiting our village again today?

Rich young lady Hinata: ... (passes out)

Old Chinese doctor Sakura: Why did you get into another fight with Naruto? You're always coming to me for medicine. Naruto's always going on about Rasengan this and Rasengan that. Maybe he eats too many balls in his ramen and gets indigestion. Sasuke, how can you learn from him? Honestly, why not learn from Itachi? Open a Didi Gao Da in the city. Your friends could be a doll seller, a paper-folding artist, and a pottery master. Just look at you two, no ambition at all. You'll be stuck in this village your whole lives.

(Naruto the host is unmarried, Sasuke the electrician is unmarried. I'll write all the original characters, but not the next generation from Boruto.)

Note: This story and [Naruto] Rural Romance are companion works, but that author writes BL while I write BG. Well, I'm only leaning toward BG, but the ending will still be BG. I might consider Tobirama x Izuna or Izuna x Tobirama, since I really don't want to use original characters. Overall, though, it's still BG.