Naruto: The Headbutt Ninja Chronicles

There’s a custom in the Ninja World: if you want people to respect you, you need more than strength. You also need to be good at kicking heads.

They call it a ball, but what everyone kicks is a head. Its name is Jasmine.

Naruto: “I’m going to become Hokage!! I’m going to become the best head-kicker in the world! I’ll make everyone acknowledge my kicking skills!”

Sasuke: “Why did you kill everyone?!!!”

Itachi: “I did it to test my kicking skills. You looked like you had the right build to be a great head-kicker, so I let you live.”

Kakashi: “Come compete for Senior Jasmine’s accessories. There are only two, and the last one will be eliminated.”

Obito: “I miss the days when Rin watched me kick heads...”

Obito: “You broke the promise we made! Why didn’t you teach Rin how to kick heads!!!!”

Sakura: “The team called the Akatsuki is too strong, Naruto! Hurry up and get over here!!”

Referee, I’m reporting Obito for using Kamui to steal the head!

Referee, the Fourth and Second Hokage used Flying Raijin to dribble past us with the head!

Referee, the First Hokage tripped people with Wood Release!!

Referee, Kakashi is cheating! He always ties with everyone!

Fugaku: (flips the table) “Get lost! The Uchiha Police Force is done refereeing this match! Let whoever wants the job do it!”