Blurb One:
The ancient divine beast Chongming Bird tried to do a good deed, but ended up killing a virtuous family and ruining their good fortune. As punishment, Emperor Jun sent it down to the mortal realm to protect that family's descendants for generations, ensuring they would thrive and have many children and grandchildren.
Emperor Jun: Little Chongming, for committing such a grave mistake, I strip you of your position and title as an ancient divine beast and sentence you to the mortal realm. Protect her and keep her safe for the rest of her life.
A few lifetimes passed, and Chongming Bird grew unhappy. It flew up to Heaven to vent: Why does she keep ending up as a villain in every lifetime?! Does that mean I'll have to spend all eternity as a mortal's little sidekick? I'm a divine beast! When do I get my position back?
Emperor Jun: I want you to save her from the cycle of suffering and set her on the path fate intended for her. As for how to do it, heh, Heaven's secrets must not be revealed.
Chongming Bird: Pah!
Blurb Two:
Chongming: Chi Yumu, why were you a treacherous minister in your first life, meeting a gruesome end, then a poor widow in your second, wrongfully accused by your husband's family and drowned in a pig cage? And in your sixth life, you were a traitorous general, pierced by ten thousand arrows. You've died so horribly every time, and now you're a grave-robbing thief who damages the balance of karma! Are you trying to make me angry to death? Can't you be reborn as someone better?
Chi Yumu: Sigh. The Lu family has a treasure-finding technique, the Liu family has a Tiger Tally to command ghost soldiers, the Wang family has a Corpse King, and the Guan family has Daoist treasures. But my family... only has a chicken...
Chongming: You're the chicken! I'm a bird! A divine bird! I live under the same roof as the phoenix! What's wrong with your eyes?
*Coming soon
