[Touken Ranbu] The Little Sword Spirit Is Studying Hard Today Too

The Saniwa (tapping the blackboard): We are the...

Sword spirits (in unison): Successors to socialism!

'1' Saniwa: We are here to...

Sword spirits (helping an old lady cross the road): Promote the core socialist values!

'2' Saniwa: Our goal is to...

Sword spirits (posing for photos): Let some people get rich first!!

'3' Saniwa: Our approach is to...

Sword spirits (showing off their Lanxiang Technical School diplomas): If you want to get rich, build roads first!!!

Kitsune • So Worried His Fur's Falling Out • no Suke: Wait a second! Put down that excavator! QAQ Saniwa, please do something productive!!

Saniwa (adjusting glasses): Konnosuke, do you know what kind of army can't be defeated?

Konnosuke (carefully searching Baidu): What?

Saniwa: An army with spirit and faith. Have a look at The Complete Collection of Modern Chinese Thought.

'4' This story is based on the author's despairing politics class.