I Almost Lost My Balls

Feng Nan is a little green snake with fair skin and striking looks. Less than a month after coming ashore, he was lured into show business. But he has neither connections nor powerful backers, and he refuses to sleep with those fat, greedy men, so he has to scrape by in misery.

Then, by a twist of fate, he spends a night of passion with someone...

He thinks that's the end of it, but one day, while working hard, the little green snake suddenly feels something strange happening to his body...

With no money to his name, he finds the other man's contact information and texts him: I'm pregnant with your child.

The man he spent the night with, Shan Jun: I want to see how you, with a dick, are going to give birth!

The shy receiver: I can't have a baby... Could I lay eggs instead?

A little extra scene:

After a fierce bout, Shan Jun notices a nest of eggs on the sofa and decides to make egg noodles for the little green snake.

Just as he's about to crack one open, the little green snake rushes out and yells at him: "Those are your children!"

Shan Jun, shocked.jpg: !!!

[The editor said the previous title was too scary, so I changed it. The original title was "I Almost Ate My Own Cub"~]

For some reason, my old novel keeps gaining favorites, so could I humbly ask you to add my newly completed novel, "Oh No, This Time I'm Really Pregnant," to your favorites? Please!

On the day Fang Xie was born, he absorbed all the yang energy of heaven and earth. It was too much for him, and he nearly died. Fortunately, when he was two, a master came to the family and said that he could survive if the most yin aspect was used to suppress it. So from then on, the Fang family let his hair grow long and bought him little dresses. He lived safely to the age of twenty.

But Fang Xie has always hated looking like a girl. At last, he evades his parents, throws away his dresses, and changes into men's clothes to be himself. But the very next day, his belly grows huge??

At a loss, he sees the master from twenty years ago appear again, looking just the same, handsome and cold. "You're pregnant."

Fang Xie: ...!

After the little demon in his belly is born, Fang Xie falls in love with the master and sets out on the bright path of vanquishing demons. Then he breaks his leg along the way.

Fang Xie, holding his growing belly: "What on earth is going on!?"

The master kisses his ear. "This time, you're really pregnant."

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