False Advertising: They Tricked Me into Cultivating Immortality

Name: False Advertising: They Tricked Me into Cultivating Immortality
Author: Seeing the Starry Stream

虚假宣传，骗我修仙

by Seeing the Starry Stream (见星流)

Status: Completed
Length: 205k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 7y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

This story is a slow burn. A very slow burn. An especially slow burn. The CP is a seemingly cold but secretly lustful, theatrical and delicate flower of an attacking senior disciple, paired with a receiving junior disciple who occasionally gets cheeky and plays along. This is my first time writing a long story, so there are plenty of flaws. Please proceed with caution _(:з"∠)_

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"The Villain Fell for Me and Became a Ghost" - transmigrate into a book, xianxia

Xie Jingnian transmigrates into a broken fantasy novel and has to kill the villain, Ji Yinwei, to protect the protagonist.

Instead, he meets with a spectacular death again and again.

After six failed loops, he finally figures it out: he takes the young Ji Yinwei in as his disciple, appeals to his feelings and reasons with him, then persuades him to go die.

Ji Yinwei: "Master, do you truly want me dead?"

Xie Jingnian: "Of course."

So Ji Yinwei draws his sword and kills himself right in front of him.

Xie Jingnian breathes a sigh of relief.

But that night, an invisible man pins him beneath himself.

Ji Yinwei: "I've repaid what I owed you, Master. Now shouldn't you repay what you owe me?"

A clueless, cold-hearted receiver x a possessive, obsessive ghost attacker

Upcoming story blurb two:

"I Am My Own Precious Pig" - sweet selfcest

Qi Xuan recounts through tears: "After raising myself, I got pushed down by myself."

Qi Xuan has had it all in his life, from rising to the top overnight to falling to rock bottom. Just when he finally reaches the pinnacle of success, he wakes up twenty years in the past.

He's been reborn as a pig he once raised...

Its full name is guinea pig, its scientific name is cavy, and its proper name is... Qi Yingjun.

Qi "Yingjun" Xuan: "..."

#HowToSurviveTheComingMatingSeason

#MyLittleBuddyIsAlwaysEyeingMe

#ThatMeIsAlwaysTryingToEatMe

#LifeAsARodentIsHard

At last, he takes human form. While getting revenge and putting scumbags in their place, he secretly raises his younger self, hoping not to repeat the regrets of his past life.

But wait! Why does it seem like he's raised him all wrong???

#ThatMeWantsToScrewMe!!!

Reader's guide:

1. Selfcest! Selfcest! Selfcest!