Su Nan, a master of metaphysics, revealed too many secrets and was struck to death by a thunderbolt from heaven. However, he accidentally passed through the body of a certain 18th-tier star in the book who suffered a myocardial infarction.
At this moment, he was lying naked on the bed, with an empty bottle of Mouwei beside him.
Su Nan looked at the man wearing a bath towel beside the bed, showing his eight-pack abs and waistcoat line. He wiped his nosebleed and said sincerely: I see that your face is like a peach blossom and your eyes are filled with spring. This is a sign of a peach blossom disaster.
Song Ke snorted coldly and stepped forward.
The process is indescribable.
Afterwards.
Sunan: I have a fortune-gathering talisman that will make you rich and wealthy from now on.
Song Ke: I have a mine at home.
Sunan:?
Song Ke: There is still oil in the mine.
Su Nan: I have an evil talisman that can keep you healthy for a hundred years and evil spirits will never come close to you.
Song Ke calmly pulled out a contract from under the table leg, flicked the dust on it, and revealed three bold and black characters, signed by: Sunan.
Su Nan held her waist and hammered the bed: I want to sue you!
Song Ke stepped forward again, his voice ambiguous: There is someone above me, and I am above you.
*
There is a news in the pumpkin circle that Nan Shen has been frequently visiting the old city recently, and he is suspected to be looking for a fortune teller. The pumpkins are preparing to form a group to steal the (dense) idol.
An hour later, someone suggested asking the fortune teller on the roadside. Everyone despised him: Even if Nan Shen wanted to tell fortunes, he couldn't do it in such a low place.
Sunan, who was cleaning up the stall next to him, looked confused: he seemed to have heard someone calling him just now.
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When Su Nan set up the stall on the first day, the eldest brother next to him secretly took off his sunglasses and asked in a low voice: "Little brother, are you the one who can't open the pot at home?"
Sunan nodded remembering the pot lid he had never opened.
The eldest brother looked sad and enthusiastically imparted his experience: "You can't do this. You have to wear sunglasses before anyone comes to you to tell your fortune."
Sunan was thoughtful.
The next day, my brother came early and saw Su Nan getting out of an extended Rolls-Royce with a pair of oversized sunglasses on the tip of her nose that covered most of her face.
#Since I was struck by lightning, I feel a lot more energetic~#
Food guide: 1. The double-duty boss in the metaphysics and entertainment circles is VS the soft currency. Together they can circle the earth ten times.
2. This is probably a story about don't pretend to be cool, pretend to be cool, get struck by lightning, and then marry into a wealthy family.
3. It's purely funny, just laugh at it, don't try to find logic. If it causes discomfort, please click × to escape quickly.
4. Let's talk about other things later.
Heartfelt Confession
After Being Reborn with the Paranoid