[Collection] A Bird That Can’t Fly and a Fish That Can’t Swim Get Together?!

1. Are there birds in this world that can't fly? Sure. Tokoyami Fumikage is one of them. (That doesn't sound right.) Are there fish in this world that can't swim? As luck would have it, Muzawa Lingyin is one of them. 2. When everyone visited Tokoyami Fumikage's room, the girls were stunned by its dark, gloomy decor. Someone blurted out, "Will Tokoyami's future girlfriend be okay with this?" Tokoyami, pinned against the door and unable to stop them from barging in, fell silent. A shadow popped out and said, "Lingyin's fine with it! She even gave him that skull ornament!" "?!" Everyone was horrified. Grape-kun (?) was the first to react. His trembling finger pointed at Tokoyami, who was covering the shadow's mouth, and he looked ready to cry. "You're the first one in our class to get a girlfriend!" 3. "Hey, have you heard? Inasa Yoarashi confessed to Muzawa Lingyin on the rooftop!" "...He's probably got no chance." "Why not? Yoarashi is so strong!" "I heard Muzawa said back in middle school that she likes fair-skinned, slender boys." "Oh, then Yoarashi has no chance." Tokoyami Fumikage: Fair-skinned? Slender? Muzawa Lingyin: No, I didn't! I never said that! This is slander! The heroine will be from Shiketsu High and a childhood friend of Tokoyami Fumikage! Mutual pining is so good (creepy laugh). There are hardly any Tokoyami stories on Jinjiang, so I'm carving this one out of my own flesh. If you don't like it, just leave. Don't comment that it's not what you expected. I've still got the knife in my hand! (Raises it)