[The condition goes to CP in both directions~]
Tonight, an excellent small town essayist.
With both parents dead, he finally became a winner in life on his own. He got a promotion and a salary increase, bought a house and a car, and has a promising future!
As a result, when he opened and closed his eyes, he actually wore the book!
It is also bound to the abuse system.
Requires him to become the suffering love brain in an ancient bloody sadistic novel where the substitute Bai Yueguang donates blood, digs out his heart, chases him and escapes, and they are unable to escape, and accumulate crazy mana points.
Are you sick? ? ?
At this time, he was 20 years old, dropped out of high school, had no diploma, no house and no car.
Although he is the real young master of the current family, his parents and brothers are partial, and the whole family only loves the fake young master Bai Lianhua.
Although he has a boyfriend who is an actor, the fake young master is the white moonlight in his eyes.
Although he is an actor, he is ridiculed by the whole Internet because of his negative reputation. He has few fans but a lot of negative fans.
Although there is a live audition variety show that is halfway on, he doesn't know anything.
In short, not only do you have nothing, but you are about to be saddled with a high amount of liquidated damages.
Everything he struggled for before is gone!
And according to the future development, he will be forced to donate blood to the White Lotus to replace a kidney and a heart.
Tonight:...
His eyes went black and his scalp felt numb!
Quit, he quits!
After he finished this talent show, he went back to raising pigs!
Zha Gong: Don't laugh, you won't look like him when you smile.
Tonight: Just throw a piece of cake in his face!
Zha Gong: Ahhhh! ! ! (Transforms into a wild monkey and screams)
My dear father: "Sir, if you dare to walk out of this door today, I will break your legs!"
Tonight: Climb out of the house on the same spot.
(Screaming) (Dark crawling) (Writhing) (Dark crawling) (Rolling) (Crawling violently) (Twisting) (Roaring) (Wriggling) (Crawling) (Split) (Wriggling) (Twisting walking) (Attack regardless of target)
Father:! ! !
Scared to the point of fainting
Reporter: Why are you in such a hurry to quit? Is it true that there are rumors on the Internet that you had a secret marriage and had an illegitimate child?
Tonight: Yes, I am 38 years old this year. I just had sex reassignment surgery. I am now the mother of two children. Dabao is 20 years old and Xiaobao is 15 years old. I have to go home to take care of the baby. How about it? Can't you tell? Am I taking good care of myself? (Satisfied) (throws away) (arrogant)
Reporter: ...
Tonight: Is it time for the B program team to take the initiative to terminate the contract?
As a result, netizens:
Laughing to death!
A true performance of our mental state!
When we get caught in the rain, we tear up other people's umbrellas!
Never allow Xiaoxiao to withdraw from the circle!
One vote for you and one vote for me. Xiaoxiao will make her debut tomorrow!
Then tonight, inexplicably, with a gap-like advantage, he rose to the top of the variety show's popularity... No. 1? And it went viral all over the internet?
Then, his madness points were also full! ?
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I found a handsome guy on Weibo.
Tonight, I forwarded it directly to a large account: What is this? Handsome husband, give me a kiss! What's this? Handsome husband, give me a kiss! What's this? Handsome husband, give me a kiss! What's this? Handsome husband, give me a kiss! What's this? Handsome husband, give me a kiss!
Gu Yan: You'd better come here and kiss me.
Reading guide:
1. The illness goes to CP in both directions, double first love, he
2. The entertainment industry is crazy about literature, sand sculptures, and has no logic.
3. There is a lot of live broadcast content, a lot of barrage content, and a lot of hot memes on the Internet
4. Variety shows include talent shows and love variety shows
5. According to the world view of this article, same-sex marriage is legal
Pre-order of the same crazy little cute article~
"The Cow Meow enters the sadistic novel and creates a space for all mankind"
[System binding...]
[The system has been successfully bound. ]
[Host, hello, I am the complete system of the plot. I will assist you in completing your mission. You will become the real young master in the literature of true and false young masters...]
"Meow?"
[You, you, how are you a cat! ? ]
The system was so shocked that it was incoherent.
"Meow meow meow?"
It, it is actually bound to a cat! ?
And it's the most neurotic, cow cat! ?
It will become a real young master! ?
At this moment, the system felt like the sky was falling.
*
"You, you, you, you are our son!?"
"We gave birth to a cat?!"
"Are you kidding!?"
"Master and Madam, the paternity test results show that it is absolutely true! This is your biological son!"
"Meow?"
The brother who is afraid of cats: "My brother will always be Xiaochen... Ah ah ah don't come over, I was wrong!!"
The sky has fallen for the wealthy family who just recognized their son.
*
Later
Everyone looked at the fake young master with complicated expressions.
"You mean, it pushed you down?"
"You mean, it cheated and plagiarized your composition?"
"He also stole your brand-name watches and clothes?"
"Why don't you go and have a look at your brain."
Fake young master:? ? ?
The fake young master: "Can't you see!? He pushed everything on the table! He squatted on the door frame! He stayed up late at night and danced on my bed! He bit me in the butt!"
"What happened?"
What bad thoughts can a kitten have?
It's just an occasional tantrum!
Fake young master: "Ahhhhh!"
How could this be?
↑Going crazy
Ps: The setting is that the protagonist Cow Meow is an ordinary cat in the eyes of some people, but the fake young master is a human being.
↑The copywriting is useless. I can only squeeze out a short version of the copywriting first and add it later.
In short, it's a story about a cow meow entering into a dog-blooded abuse novel, getting crazy everywhere, and punishing everyone.
Cp is a rare male calico.
The little cow was so fascinated that she happily approached her, thinking she was a pretty little beauty. She posted her posts like crazy. Only when she was fucked did she realize that it was a beauty attack!
Intention: Reject internal friction!
Reader comments
The pure-blood princesses from seven families were assigned to four academies at the same time. It tasted so right!
This is the first time-travel novel I have ever read. I really like it. After more than 10 years, I still can't help but recall the friendship and love between the three of them. It was also my youth. I have since read novels with better writing than this one, but it still has a place in my heart [than my heart] and I miss it more.
The writing is so beautiful, the writing style is delicate, I look forward to the update [make me healthy]
Emmm, the heroine written here seems to be a sexually changed version of the young master and maid
OhNO [crying] [crying] [crying] Madam, I want to see [crying] [crying] [crying] Haoqingshuiwu [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [ Crying loudly] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh]
Ah? Am I wrong? Didn't the heroine use Ibu Fukaji's move to make Suzuki use the double sword style, paralyzing Suzuki's arm? Why do you say this is the first time we met?
It's been a long time since I've seen a Zerg novel with this kind of setting (I've seen very few of them). The last non-mainstream book I had was a eunuch [crying]
Poor Ganalana, little black spots are everywhere
Lao Qin ate so well, right?
It's really beautiful, but why can't anyone comment on it?
Is there a weird Chinese missing with a long name?
The pure-blood princesses from seven families were assigned to four academies at the same time. It tasted so right!
This is the first time-travel novel I have ever read. I really like it. After more than 10 years, I still can't help but recall the friendship and love between the three of them. It was also my youth. I have since read novels with better writing than this one, but it still has a place in my heart [than my heart] and I miss it more.
The writing is so beautiful, the writing style is delicate, I look forward to the update [make me healthy]
Emmm, the heroine written here seems to be a sexually changed version of the young master and maid
OhNO [crying] [crying] [crying] Madam, I want to see [crying] [crying] [crying] Haoqingshuiwu [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [ Crying loudly] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh] [Hold the thigh]
Ah? Am I wrong? Didn't the heroine use Ibu Fukaji's move to make Suzuki use the double sword style, paralyzing Suzuki's arm? Why do you say this is the first time we met?
It's been a long time since I've seen a Zerg novel with this kind of setting (I've seen very few of them). The last non-mainstream book I had was a eunuch [crying]
Poor Ganalana, little black spots are everywhere
Lao Qin ate so well, right?
It's really beautiful, but why can't anyone comment on it?
Is there a weird Chinese missing with a long name?