[Honghuang] After Getting Pregnant by Feeling, I Heard Lots of People Want to Sleep with Me

[Serious Version]

"By Heaven and Earth, and with the Great Dao as witness, I, Shangqing Tongtian of the Pangu Clan, seeing that all living beings in the primordial world are ignorant and have no path to seek the Dao, hereby vow to teach the supreme Dao on Penglai Immortal Island, preserving a single thread of life for all. Regardless of talent or temperament, all may join my sect and hear the Great Dao. There shall be no discrimination in my teachings. The Jie Sect is founded!"

The holy voice echoed far and wide, witnessed by Heaven and Earth. Boundless merit descended, and all beings knelt, crying out, "The Holy One is merciful!"

In the third ten-thousandth epoch of the Immortal Calendar, Shangqing Tongtian of the Pangu Clan descended into the turbulent mortal world and established the Daoist lineage of the Jie Sect. It was an act of great virtue.

The Three Pure Ones preaching the Dao was the will of Heaven.

But...

Lying on the Biluo bed, Tongtian furrowed his brow and looked down at his own abdomen. He couldn't understand it. He had clearly sworn an oath to establish a sect, so how had a ball of energy appeared inside him, greedily absorbing his magical power?

Was founding a sect now a buy-one-get-one-free deal?

[Comedic Version]

#Still retaining my primordial yang, yet carrying a child through sheer inspiration: a new way to conceive! Is overthrowing Heaven and intercepting the Dao actually feasible?#

#Food can be eaten carelessly, but oaths shouldn't be made lightly. Congratulations to a generation's Holy One, Sect Master Tongtian, on being made pregnant by Heaven!#

#All primordial-world powerhouses are cordially invited to Penglai's Biluo Palace to take responsibility for the future young lord of the Jie Sect!#

#Take the hardest hits, marry the most beautiful person, and bring the mighty Shangqing Saint to his knees. What a bargain!#

Sect Master Tongtian: So, who's taking the hits?

The prospective adoptive fathers silently raised their hands.

This story is also known as: "Have you all gotten too big for your boots, or is my sword too dull to wield?!"

[Warnings]

1. This isn't a traditional primordial-world story. All sorts of legends are thrown into one pot, and the author's headcanon is everywhere.

2. This is simply a Saint-level case of conceiving through sheer inspiration. Look into unisexual reproduction.

3. The author's imagination is off the charts. A few original characters are expected to appear.