[Investiture of the Gods] Friendship Countdown

As a primordial deity, surviving death, resurrection, and even having one's soul scattered without ever quite dying is a legend in itself. After dying in battle, he was lucky enough to live again in a later age. Now, for some inexplicable reason, he has returned to the primordial world. Eastern Emperor Taiyi, the true legend who just crawled out of his coffin, says: Give me a break. I'm about to have a death-related psychological shadow here. Standing before his own tomb, he had thought the world was done with Eastern Emperor Taiyi and resolved to start over. But before he could run off, his friend Tongtian came looking for him. "Welcome back. I've already told everyone. They've all missed you." Eastern Emperor Taiyi, who had just been thinking about changing his name to Tai'er: ... Why do I get the feeling they'd rather see me dead? Tongtian may be a troublemaker, but Taiyi can't bear to see him meet that same fate during the Investiture of the Gods. He means to offer some advice, but his friend beats him to it. "Most of the disciples of the Jie Sect are demons. Why don't you join the Jie Sect and help me keep things in order?" Eastern Emperor, who is apparently suited to being a door god: ... Are you trying to get yourself killed even faster? After the trials of the Investiture of the Gods, his friend comes asking for help. Taiyi hadn't wanted to get involved, but seeing Tongtian's frail figure softens his heart. Then Tongtian pulls out an egg and stuffs it into his arms. "Help me hatch this. You're... Well, I thought you would know what to do." Eastern Emperor, the Three-Legged Golden Crow, who is a bird: ... I may be a Three-Legged Golden Crow, but you want me to hatch an egg? What do you take me for! "Shangqing Tongtian, our friendship is over!" But the end of their friendship isn't the end of the story. Everything is only just beginning. · This novel is also known as "Waiting to See How Long His Majesty the Eastern Emperor Can Keep His Flag Standing" and "I Can't Stop Feeling Like I've Wandered Onto the Wrong Set"