My Little Taoist Temple Is Trending Again

Next up: The Green-Tea Male Supporting Character Rejected by Four Powerful Men Blurb: A thousand years ago, Xu Qingmu was the number-one troublemaker of the mystic arts world. He did whatever he pleased, and even walking around like he owned the place wasn’t enough. Then he failed his tribulation and was struck by lightning, left half-dead. He slept for a thousand years. When he woke, everything had changed. The immortal path had fallen into decline, and people’s hearts had grown corrupt. Xu Qingmu’s sect had crumbled, his fellow disciples had changed careers, and property developers had flattened his cave dwelling to build a housing complex. As for Xu Qingmu, he was now a poor little Taoist priest, watching over a leaky shrine, bullied by everyone. Even the dogs barked at him more than they did at anyone else. Xu Qingmu counts on his fingers: exorcisms, fortune-telling, drawing talismans, increasing fruit yields, and treating infertility. Hmm, he still has the family trade. No need to worry about making a comeback. So, first, he’ll set a small goal: restore his sect and keep doing whatever he pleases. · Song Jue, the eldest son of the Song Group, has been frail and sickly since childhood, spending 28 years in a wheelchair. Someone tells him, “There’s a little immortal on Lingyun Mountain. You can ask him for anything. Why not go burn some incense?” Song Jue: “Get lost. I don’t believe in superstition.” Later... Song Jue: “Bring me incense as thick as a bowl. I’ll carry it up the mountain myself and burn it for the little immortal.” [Important] 1. They go from disliking each other to fighting side by side. They really do hate each other and want to fight →_→ 2. Updated promptly at 9 p.m. every night~ 3. The author is just a 15-year-old, 2.8-meter-tall musclebound hunk. I’m making this up, so if you don’t like it, click away. * Next up: The Green-Tea Male Supporting Character Rejected by Four Powerful Men. Blurb below ↓ Lin Yuan, a popular idol and workaholic, gets transported into an entertainment-industry novel and becomes the green-tea male supporting character, a little star with nothing going for him but his face. The little green tea gets entangled with several powerful men, only to be rejected one after another. His career is ruined, his reputation is in tatters, and he becomes a laughingstock in the industry. Lin Yuan says: “What’s this supposed to be? You call that green tea? Let me show you what real green tea looks like.” First, he brings a lovingly prepared breakfast to the cold and aloof musical genius. The genius: “Sorry, I’m straight.” Lin Yuan, looking dejected: “Can I still be nice to you?” In his head: “Idiot, I just want to ship us together.” Then he knocks on the strict international director’s door late at night. The director: “I hate useless people who suck up to others.” Lin Yuan, looking flustered: “I really admire your talent.” In his head: “I’ll heap on some awkward compliments and win this round of extra scenes.” Next, he drunkenly collapses into the ruthless CEO’s arms. The CEO: “I can keep you, but it’ll be physical, not emotional.” Lin Yuan, holding back tears: “I understand. I’ll be good and won’t cause you any trouble.” In his head: “Did you even increase the funding for my show before you started running your mouth?” He even turns make-believe into reality and kisses the scheming, popular movie star. The star: “It was all for the role. Don’t take it seriously once we’re out of character.” Lin Yuan, acting lovesick: “Sorry. I got too deep into the role and couldn’t separate fiction from reality.” In his head: “I’ll use you to boost my profile, then win the Best Actor award myself next year.” With his otherworldly green-tea acting skills, Lin Yuan rides the powerful men’s coattails and thrives in the industry. He finally makes it big, then kicks them all to the curb, free and easy. The powerful men realize they were just stepping stones for him, but instead of getting angry, they rush to fight over him, jealous and desperate to date him. Lin Yuan: “My heart belongs to my career. If you want romance, go find the male lead of this novel.” The male lead: “But I like you too.” Lin Yuan: “Huh? What the hell is this plot? Somebody save me.” The male lead: “That’s right. My uncle likes you too.” Lin Yuan: “???” All the powerful men go crazy and corner Lin Yuan, demanding to know: “Who are you going to choose?” Lin Yuan: “Only children have to choose. Adults don’t need love.” Please check out my author page. Theme: Love is separated by mountains and seas.