A Zombie Apocalypse on the Tip of Your Tongue

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Zombies on the Tip of the Tongue Blurb The apocalypse is here? Holy crap! What do we do when there's not enough food? Mutant plants? Eat them! Mutant animals? Eat them! "Mutant zombies? Dig out their cores, stir-fry them with mutant plants and mutant animals, and eat, eat, eat! Mutant humans? ...Well. My blade is ready to go!" ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Main characters: (snarky version) A man-eating flower that can cook, a fiery chili pepper that wields a bow, an icy mushroom that can use a sword, a hallucinogenic fungus that can sing, a cherry bomb that can modify things, and a bunch of zombies who barely get any attention. Supporting characters: (serious version) Stir-fried zombie-core rice, braised mutant poisonous bamboo demons, corpse-eating flower fruit pits with scallions, charcoal-grilled mutant tank bulls, spicy ice-drill dinosaur shrimp, sweet fish-person fruit tarts, and more... _(:зゝ∠)_ ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Put simply, this is a story about eating, sleeping, and fighting zombies. (As the very bottom of the food chain, the zombies say they'll transmigrate into the real world one day and show you all what for!) Emmmm, judging by the author's usual style, this is probably another wholesome story. (← This is the real blurb.) This Definitely Isn't a Story I Wrote (Cultivation): Completed. Silly, sweet, snarky bottom vs. vengeful, scheming top. A practice piece by a Virgo. The pirated copies have all been weeded out, since the author is still working hard on revisions! ↓ I'll keep writing this one once that story is finished. [Click here →] The Split-Personality Suicide Case (originally titled: Beware, Ghosts and Gods Might Find Out About Your Gay Romance): Ongoing. Truly split-personality, mentally ill bottom vs. sharp-tongued, saintly top. Plot-driven, with countless deviants lurking within. Watch yourselves! [You can click here too →] body{background:url(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/mw690/6d631726gw1eajg2ptfm6j203u04z3yd.jpg)} .tdtitle{background-color:#8B7E66;border-bottom-color:#8B7E66;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-width:1px;padding:3px 5px 0;}.readtd{background:#EDEDED;border:1px solid #8B7E66;}.sptd{background-color:#8B7E66;text-align:center;}.cytable td{border:1px solid#8B7E66;font-size:12px;padding:5px 3px 3px;}.cytable{background:#EDEDED;border-collapse:collapse;}.controlbar{background-color:#EDEDED;border:1px solid #8B7E66;}#favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}#favorite_1{color:#631b59;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: