At the Inn Where Cheats Abound

Coming soon: I Heard You Got Struck by Lightning (Transmigrating into a Book)

Ongoing: Weak, Pitiful, and Unlucky

Story blurb

Chen Mo sat on the floor, staring at the huge hole in the ceiling. So he'd been thrown into some strange place. No big deal. He brushed himself off and got on with life.

By a stroke of luck, Chen Mo acquired a magical inn and was bound to an upgrade System.

He became an extremely unreliable innkeeper, and got an even more unreliable admirer as a bonus.

The innkeeper takes a day off whenever there's an odd-numbered date and closes to celebrate on even-numbered dates. Whether it opens is entirely up to his mood. The only reason it hasn't gone out of business is a group of loyal, adorable companions who love showing off their relationships.

Chen Mo asked, "Do you want high-grade spirit materials?"

Lin Hanzhi: "No."

Chen Mo: "Do you want a divine beast?"

Lin Hanzhi: "No."

Chen Mo: "Do you want to reach the pinnacle of life?"

Lin Hanzhi: "No."

Chen Mo: "Then what do you want?"

Lin Hanzhi: "I want you."

Chen Mo: "I'm not for sale."

A little prop showcase:

Chen Mo: "You shameless pervert! How dare you disobey me? Come on, if you want to kneel, kneel on the washboard. Lin Hanzhi, I dare you to answer when I call your name!"

Lin Hanzhi: "Yes?"

The landlady next door: "Why is Young Master Lin kneeling outside?"

The inn's attendant: "If you want to kneel, kneel on the washboard. You deserve it."

P.S. This terrible author asks you to go easy on them.

Important: Divine beasts and humans age differently. This is explained in detail later, so divine beasts are adults as soon as they hatch.

Main couple: A cold, domineering gong who's busy plugging up his own emotional blind spots x a haughty, money-loving shou with plenty of wits.

Story blurb for an ongoing novel

Weak, Pitiful, and Helpless

Song Letian lives up to his name. He's been an optimist since childhood, but fate has made him so unlucky that not even his cheerful name can save him.

For example: Other people kick a rock and pick it up to find a rare gemstone. When he kicks one, he falls over and transmigrates.

Another example: Other people transmigrate as princes, ministers, or wealthy young masters. He transmigrates as a penniless, prospective widow whose almost-husband is nowhere to be found.

And another: Other people bring along a pocket dimension with spirit springs and endless riches. His pocket dimension is completely undeveloped.

And another, and another... Forget it. There's no point comparing.

In short:

An unlucky optimist transmigrates into the body of a pauper. His pocket dimension is all pixelated, and he has to unlock it by completing tasks, including but not limited to running errands, farming, hunting, kissing, and @#￥%.

According to legend, his husband-to-be is mighty and strong, tall and handsome, accomplished in both literature and martial arts, and all-powerful. That's only according to legend.

He has a whole pile of bizarre relatives, and their days of outwitting each other are both miserable and lively.

I Spit a Mouthful of Blood in Your Face (Transmigrating into a Book)

Ning Zixi, a future soldier, transmigrates into the body of a young heir from the Marquis's household in a serialized novel, just as the boy is being punished by being made to kneel.

His small body can't handle the enormous energy, and he spits blood all the way to the heavens. From then on, he starts spitting blood at the drop of a hat.

A cruel stepmother? I'll spit blood in your face!

Bullied by his brothers? I'll spit blood in your face!

Oppressed by relatives? I'll spit blood in your face!

Everyone in the capital knows there's a young master in the Ning household who's in such poor health that no one can touch him. Anyone who does will be covered in blood and plagued by bad luck.

Yet the Crown Prince refuses to believe it. Not only does he dare to tease Ning Zixi, he even marries him.

Ning Zixi is distraught. In the original story, the Crown Prince is a cannon-fodder character. Is he going to become cannon fodder too...?

He'd been determined to live a lazy life, but now he has no choice but to fight back, rip apart the tigers in his path, kick the wolves trying to block his way, wipe out the leads and supporting characters alike, and power his way to the throne for the Crown Prince.

A little scene:

The Crown Prince: "My beloved consort seems unhappy."

Ning Zixi: "Would you be happy if you had to marry a man?"

The Crown Prince: "If my husband were the Crown Prince too... I would be happy."

Ning Zixi: "...You're shameless!"

P.S. Important: Ning Zixi has a water-type ability, making him an all-purpose healer. He can replenish his own blood, so he won't bleed to death.

Completed works: No Pit Is Too Deep to Fall Into

Everyone Keeps Saying They're My Husband

Theme: Be happy, cheerful, and positive.