I Lost My Memory After Transmigrating

After the Straw Hat Pirates fell from the sky island ten thousand meters above, they picked someone up at sea.

From her clothes, she seemed to be a Marine, and a high-ranking one at that.

When the lecherous cook Sanji realized she was a woman, he insisted on rescuing her.

But once they pulled her aboard, they discovered she had a broken brain.

The female Marine Vice Admiral, draped in a coat bearing the word "Justice": "Huh? What Marine? I'm on the protagonist's side, okay?"

The female Marine Vice Admiral insisted on joining the Straw Hat Pirates and becoming a pirate.

An admiral came all the way from Marineford to take her home. "You're coming home with me!"

The female Marine Vice Admiral: "Why should I?"

"Because I'm your husband, and you're my wife!"

The female Marine Vice Admiral: Don't spout nonsense! I'm a girl in the prime of my youth. How could I marry an old man like you?

The admiral: "Is your memory loss acting up again? You're forty this year. How are you still in the prime of your youth?"

A bolt from the blue!

The female Marine Vice Admiral clutched her chest and demanded of the heavens: Why did transmigrating in the blink of an eye add twenty years to my age out of nowhere?!