Isn't Our Whole Family Human?

As the child of a single parent, Jiang Yishu always thought his dad was a bit of a weirdo. He was already getting on in years, yet he still tattooed his face.

So Jiang Yishu guessed that the only reason his dad could only farm back in their hometown was that he looked too intimidating for anyone to hire.

He absolutely refused to admit that he only made these snide remarks because, during his rebellious phase, he thought his dad's tattoos were so intricate and damn cool that he asked where his dad got them, only to be met with an indescribable look.

After all... even now that he was in college, he still thought his dad's tattoos looked so damn good!

That was until his dad brought home another man with tattoos on his face.

Jiang Yishu: Dad! Did you join some weird organization? Is the whole face-tattoo thing their trademark? Get a grip! They're just trying to swindle your retirement savings!!!

But in his sophomore year of college, he got a Planar Trading System.

Just as he thought he was about to become an overpowered protagonist,

the System determined that he was not! Human!

Jiang Yishu: What the heck are the Zerg? My worldview, come back!

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1. This isn't a traditional Zerg story. It has all sorts of wildly eclectic elements. The whole family of three knows about the System, and no matter what, they're one and the same.

2. Beautiful gong, handsome shou. They dote on each other, and they're both absolutely crazy about each other, with no limits. Not recommended for readers who are extremely protective of either the gong or the shou. Please don't leave comments about breaking them up, switching their roles, or NTR. The author just wants to write a sweet story and loves both leads like a mother. They're inseparable.

3. A slice-of-life story with a somewhat mixed style. The setting is fictional and has nothing to do with reality, so please don't read it as a reflection of real life.

[Here's a preview of my upcoming story, The Tool Character Quits]

The second male lead recently realized that something was off about the world he lived in.

It seemed to be a trashy novel called The Harem, with one shou and four gongs.

He was the second gong in it, but that wasn't the strangest part. The strangest part was that he seemed to have suddenly gained three sets of similar but very different memories.

First loop: The Harem

Second loop: I Became the Harem Shou After Reincarnating as the Fourth Gong

Third loop: I Became the Harem Shou After Reincarnating as the Third Gong

And now... it seemed to be the fourth loop!

Second gong: Enough talking. I'm making a run for it, and I'll drag my fellow sufferer, the first gong, along with me.

Theme: Grow beyond yourself and become a better person along the way.