A Beast Tamer's Life on Earth

Yan Hemian, once a renowned beast tamer, transmigrated to Earth with his contracted beast. Its power was suppressed, and before his eyes his great cat turned into a kitten.

He rummaged through pockets emptier than his face, looked at the mewling kitten, and worried about how to get by when he didn't even have legal status.

To put food on the table and raise the kitten, Yan Hemian became a print model.

He'd heard that posing for photos with fierce beasts paid especially well, and Yan Hemian was eager to give it a try.

He looked at the huge lion with a cold expression. "A fierce beast?"

The lion looked at him, cowering into a ball. "A fierce beast!"

He'd heard it was easy money to appear on a variety show, so Yan Hemian gladly went along.

Then all the zoo's venomous snakes and fierce beasts escaped, and every guest turned deathly pale with fright.

He lifted his eyelids. "All of you, back in your cages. You're getting in the way of me making money."

Netizens: It's fake, it's fake, it's all fake! The photos are edited, the variety show was staged. That pretty face should stop coming out and embarrassing itself.

There's a cat that's become really popular online lately. It's still a kitten, but it has such a cool gaze that netizens say a cat has made their knees go weak.

One day, they suddenly realized the cat's owner was the same pretty face they'd been insulting online every day.

Netizens: ...

To make money, Yan Hemian kept up with the times and started livestreaming. He accidentally filmed his cat doing the cleaning.

Netizens were stunned. "That's a cat? That's a damn dog!"

Looking at his cat's earnings, then at his own, Yan Hemian fell silent.

Upcoming novels. Please add them to your reading list!

1. Historical danmei, [My Substitute Husband Has a Pocket Dimension], now updating

Blurb: Half a month ago, You Jingshu was the prime minister's legitimate son, the top scholar of the imperial capital, and the toast of the town.

But the emperor's favor was fickle. Overnight, his family's fortunes collapsed, and they were sent back to their hometown. As if that weren't enough, You Jingshu tried to save his younger sister from a fire, only to have a beam fall on him and break both his legs.

Fortunately, his fiancee's family honored their marriage agreement. On their wedding night, You Jingshu lifted the red veil and found the person before him was the laughingstock of the imperial capital, his foolish brother-in-law!

So furious was You Jingshu that he spat out a mouthful of blood.

Wen Lang had been foolish for years and had only just regained his senses. "..."

It was bad enough that his wife was a man, but he was also sickly, with a poor family and a big household to support.

Fortunately, Wen Lang had a pocket dimension. Healing the sick, saving lives, and making a fortune were all well within his reach.

Villagers: "The You family really has it rough. The eldest is crippled, and his wife is a fool."

Then they saw Wen Lang return from the mountain with a muntjac slung over his back. Next, You Jingshu started going up the mountain with him. And before long, the You family was thriving.

Villagers: "That young Wen fellow sure brings good fortune to his husband. He looks like he'd be good at having children."

Wen Lang: "I'm a man."

The villagers' eyes lit up. "What do you think of my son/daughter?"

You Jingshu: "If you break up a couple, a donkey will kick you."

2. Modern danmei, [After Being Reborn, I Became a Rich Man's Husband]

Blurb: When Chen Xu was twelve, his parents sent him to become the adopted son of Si Ye, the young head of the Si family, hoping to curry favor with them.

Young and naive, he wasn't afraid of the man everyone revered. Si Ye patted his head and told him to call him Uncle, not accepting him as a son, but letting him stay.

That single pat brought trouble down on Chen Xu. Si Ye's adopted son began to resent him, and years later, even killed him.

When he opened his eyes again, he was back on the night of his eighteenth birthday. This time, he would become the Si family's most cherished child and get his revenge.

But he got a little carried away. Taking advantage of the alcohol, he kissed Si Ye. "Uncle, give me a birthday present."

"What do you want?"

"You."

Si Ye smiled, pulled him into his arms, and kissed him. "Greedy child."

Later, Si Ye took his hand and led him over to his adopted son.

"Call me Dad."

Theme: Keep striving to live, even in desperate circumstances