[JX3] Mad Tales of the Tang Dynasty

Crazy Talk, Part Two---- 1. [After Brother Ji and Sister Gou start trading goods] Yan Jiu: I have to say, when you fight, sometimes you really do look the part. You're not really Ye Ying's spy, are you? Did he send you to test me? After saying that, Brother Ji started taking off his clothes. Yan Jiu: Hey! Hey! What are you doing? What do you think you're doing? I'm still an innocent young maiden! Keep this up and I'll call for help! Brother Ji (down to his pants): Come on, kill me! Beat me to death! Yan Jiu (tempted): Really? Brother Ji: Even if I die here today, I, Ye Da Ji, will send you, you pervert, to the Tang prison. 2. Brother Ji (on the verge of death): I... I know... You said you liked me only because I look like... Ye Ying... Yan Jiu: Oh, yes. Brother Ji: ... (dead for good) A silly story where the author lets loose. Whether the plot makes sense is up to fate! The author is a talentless hack with an ugly mug, and my JJC skills exist entirely in my imagination! Don't expect too much from me!