The Clumsy Beauty Fairy Works Her Way to Fame in Showbiz

The new novel, "The Villain's Entire Family Went Crazy After Hearing My Inner Thoughts," is currently updating! Check it out in my author profile!

[Blurb]

Song Renxun is a gemstone spirit with an important duty to her clan. She leaves home to find the gemstone baby who ran away, and ends up in the human world. Who could have guessed the little gemstone would fall into the hands of the crown prince of C Company's luxury jewelry empire, with a price tag of 200 million!

"You want it? Fine, pay up."

A talent scout offers the little gemstone a chance to join the entertainment industry. Holding back tears, she takes the opportunity and diligently starts learning how to act human so she can earn money.

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The gorgeous newcomer cast as the female lead in a new costume drama has the whole internet hunting for clips of her after her promotional video comes out. Fans watch it over and over, swooning over her beauty, only to fall silent when they find behind-the-scenes footage from the actual show.

"Why does her acting look so... inhuman?"

Song Renxun, who isn't human to begin with: ?

The gorgeous newcomer is mocked across the internet as the biggest pretty face with no talent ever. People demand that the actress with no acting skills leave the industry, leaving her company and manager at a loss.

Her heartbroken fans decide to focus on her looks and ignore her acting, so they click on Song Renxun's variety show.

For her variety-show debut, the production team assigns the junior newcomer a supporting role, making her half an NPC, and tells her to just follow the veteran contestants. The little gemstone keeps those four words in mind. In an escape-room show, her remarkable memory earns her the fastest completion time ever, and she shoots straight to the trending lists!

Fans: ?

For her second variety show, the production team tells Song Renxun's team that safety comes first, and they only need to get their teammate across a mud pit.

Her male partner thumps his chest. "Don't be scared. I'm here."

The little gemstone thumps her own chest too. "You don't be scared either. I'm here!"

Trending topic: #FemaleCelebrityHasSuperhumanStrength, CarriesMalePartnerAcrossMudPitWithOneHand#

Fans: ??

Netizens: Got it! She's taking the goofy, ditzy beauty route!

From then on, fans watch the trending topics every day and gasp in amazement, feeling as if their girl is living her life like one big joke. Checking the entertainment headlines is like opening a surprise box: every day brings a different kind of fun.

Our girl is charging ahead again today!!!

But when the awards at the latest Berlin Film Festival are announced, even her own fans are stunned. Can someone tell them why a pretty face who made a living in showbiz by being goofy has won Best Actress?!!!

And why, on the red carpet,

is their girl holding the arm of C Company's crown prince of luxury jewelry???

Her fans go wild in front of their screens, dancing with excitement:

"The ghost haunting the film set was one of ours! Our girl was rehearsing all night!"

"Our girl is beautiful, hardworking, and dedicated!"

At the awards ceremony, Song Renxun is so excited she can't stop dancing on the spot. After accepting her award, she whispers to the crown prince backstage, wishing she could leave at once to collect her gemstone.

"I've earned the 200 million! I'll give you the card right now!"

The crown prince looks at the black card thrust into his palm, catches her by the wrist, and pulls her back down. He says with complete confidence,

"Sit down. It's not enough money. Keep going, and buy me."

Song Renxun: ?? Being human?

Reading guide:

(Former titles: "Hug Me or I'll Die" and "The Goofy Gem Is Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm")

1. Updates daily. A carefree, ridiculous comedy. The heroine has a golden finger in every possible way.

2. The gemstone clan can't get rained on. Rain is just a plot device! It comes whenever called and stops whenever told! No need to save face!

3. Wishing you happiness every day :D

Blurb revised 2021.12.4

Currently updating next door:

"The Villain's Entire Family Went Crazy After Hearing My Inner Thoughts": an all-villain family of bad guys x an occult expert who says, Don't worry, I'm no good person either

Bai Qingqing transmigrates into a story about a beloved true heiress and a fake heiress, becoming the true daughter of a villainous family who was switched at birth and raised in the countryside. She is set up as a foil to the fake heiress.

In the original story, the fake heiress is adored by the villain family's five sons. Her parents and brothers all love her, and they grow distant from their own daughter or sister for her sake.

The fake heiress has an easy, successful life. She uses the villainous family's influence to thrive in the entertainment industry. Top-tier stars fall for her, international directors favor her, a foreign prince gives her a diamond mine, and the priceless heir to a secluded powerful family in the capital becomes her husband. The twins she gives birth to are child prodigies...

Bai Qingqing, meanwhile, is one of the major villains who tries to take everything from her. She causes trouble early on and brings about her own ruin later, losing her life just before the novel's finale, after serving her purpose.

As a major villainous family, the Bai family loses its head over the fake heiress, commits murder and other crimes for her, and does every wicked thing imaginable. In the end, after serving as stepping stones, they all die or are crippled beneath the light of righteousness. The family is ultimately destroyed.

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Bai Qingqing, an occult expert, has never believed in the power of a plot. She alone decides her fate!

Facing a whole family of villains...

[The actress mom can't return to work because of her cough. You've been the fake daughter's mother all these years, because you're afraid she'll run into her biological father and his old flame, breaking up the family.]

Actress Mom: (downs the chicken soup she made for the fake daughter) "I'll take that show!"

[Her father really loves his daughter. He personally put the Five Ghosts Bring Wealth Formation in his company, helping his rival's business instead.]

CEO Dad: "Get the formation moved to my rival's office tonight."

[Second Brother, a narcotics officer with years of outstanding service, is the only good person in this villainous family. His beloved little sister reveals his identity to a drug lord, who turns him into a human pincushion! Such a tragedy!]

The whole family: !!!

[Forget it, I'm the most miserable one. I'll go through eighty-one deadly ordeals, be broken in body and spirit, and still have to stay alive until she becomes successful and has a family of her own.]

From then on, the Bai family directs its villainous methods at outsiders and fiercely protects the little daughter and sister they only found again after eighteen years.

It all starts when they hear her inner thoughts.

But the little daughter and sister they want to spoil seems even more capable than they imagined.

In the current hit occult variety show, Bai Qingqing spends her days at home lamenting her tragic fate, but on the show she makes uncannily accurate predictions, beats up evil spirits, draws talismans in midair, and solves one baffling case after another.

The wealthy families who look down on the true heiress the Bai family found in the countryside now flock to the Bai residence, begging Master Bai to save their lives!

Blurb dated 2024.3.8

Completed novels:

"The Best Actress Catches Ghosts Every Day": One spirit, one day of life

"Married to an Orchid": An immortal who can't keep plants alive x a little orchid spirit

Coming soon:

"I Rule the Cultivation World with a Giant Pot": What fierce birds and ferocious beasts? There are only the ones that fit in the pot and the ones that don't. Slurp~

Theme: Everyone will eventually find themselves. We are all unique, shining gemstones