There's a Phoenix Who Waits for Me to Die Every Day, but I Refuse to Die

New story: "After Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Gong, I Only Want to Become a Monk." Shou protagonist, a mitosis gong X a shou wholeheartedly devoted to becoming a monk. Please bookmark it, mwah~~

Blurb:

Lan Zhu was so lazy he nearly died, but didn't quite die. Instead, he transmigrated into a new world.

The bad news was, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a phoenix drooling over him.

Lan Zhu: ...

Go ahead and eat me. I'm too lazy to run.

The phoenix had principles and didn't eat spirits that had gained human form.

So he decided to provide for this bamboo plant in his old age and inherit his estate: bamboo rice.

As he cared for him, Feng Rong began to realize something was off. Why was this bamboo getting younger and younger, and starting a business?

Lan Zhu discovered that science in this world was amazing. With just a few taps on that weird-looking hand-chicken, food and clothes could be delivered right to him. All he had to do was have his descendants gather some spring water, and he could make a fortune. This was practically paradise for a lazy person. He loved this world.

At first, this was how people reacted to bamboo-tube water:

[What kind of no-name product is this? Has it been filtered? Disinfected? Tested? They haven't done any of that and still dare to sell it for a hundred yuan a cup. Are they crazy for money? Aren't they afraid people will drink it and get a stomachache or some kind of parasite?]

Later, this was how people reacted:

[Daddy, daddy, please take the company public! Open franchises nationwide! Please let us buy as much bamboo-tube water online as we want.]

Blurb for the upcoming story "After Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Gong, I Only Want to Become a Monk"

In danmei stories, there's always a cannon-fodder gong who loves the shou protagonist but can't have him, turns evil and causes trouble, and is eventually eliminated by the protagonist gong and shou working together.

Unfortunately, Xu Ang transmigrated into exactly that kind of cannon-fodder gong.

Here's the situation: his original body has already tied the shou protagonist up in a hotel and is about to force himself on him. According to the plot, the protagonist gong will burst through the door in one minute, kicking off Xu Ang's miserable life.

Xu Ang: ...Hey, want a massage?

The shou protagonist: ...

The protagonist gong, bursting through the door: ...

A month later, with the gong and shou showing up at the same time, Xu Ang has successfully worn the abbot down until he agreed to shave his head. Xu Ang: ...Didn't I already escape the plot?

The shou protagonist: You saw my body, so you have to take responsibility.

The protagonist gong: You saved my life, so you have to take responsibility.

Xu Ang: ...You're trying to pull that on a monk?!

Note: In the original story, the protagonist gong and shou are the same person.

Mitosis gong X shou wholeheartedly devoted to becoming a monk

Great stories by my writing buddy:

"My Dao Companion Is the Thumb-Sized Demon Venerable" by Qing Zun

"After Becoming a Backup, I Was Targeted by Both the Villain and the Protagonist" by Yi Yezi

My completed stories:

"Husky, You're Mighty and Strong"

"Transmigrating to Marry a Poor Rogue Cultivator"

"The Dao Companion I Picked Up Is a Seed"

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