This novel will become VIP on April 22, 2022. Thanks for your support, mwah~~
On the day she turns eighteen, You Tiantian is told by the System that she's transmigrated into the role of the short-lived white moonlight of the male lead.
The heroine looks somewhat like her, and goes through all kinds of sweet and painful romance with the male lead, ending in a happy ending. In the bonus chapter, the male lead digs up the white moonlight's corpse to prove his love to the heroine.
The actual white moonlight, still very much alive, You Tiantian: "???"
This is infuriating! As long as I'm alive, nobody's digging up my corpse!
But Heaven wants her dead. A flowerpot falls from the sky, her drinking glass explodes, her cooking blows up the kitchen...
To stay alive, You Tiantian binds herself to the System without hesitation, trading the bad-luck energy from deadly calamities for resources to grow stronger.
A chandelier falls from the sky, calamity energy +1, exchanged for the Fuxi Eight Trigrams Palm.
A car accident, calamity energy +1, exchanged for a prescription to strengthen the body.
Her drinking glass explodes, calamity energy +1, exchanged for the Hidden Cultivation Art.
What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger.
Bring it on, Heaven! Help me get stronger!
As she struggles against Heaven, You Tiantian runs into someone else who, like her, is beset by deadly calamities: the male lead's older half-brother, who was supposed to die young.
Knowing that when two unlucky people meet, they won't turn into lucky ones; they'll just die faster, she begs him, "Please don't come over here!"
He gives her an OK sign, then firmly comes over anyway.
You Tiantian: "..."
Damn it!
Later, she discovers that being with the older half-brother means one deadly calamity gives them double the calamity energy and double the rewards.
Awesome!
Older half-brother, come on over! Let's stick together and live long and well, right under Heaven's nose!
Later, the down-and-out male lead, who never managed to be acknowledged by the Yu family or become the heir to a wealthy family, meets the heroine, who transmigrated here and was waiting to meet him so she could live a rich, happy life. Just like in the original story, they become entangled with each other.
Living in a cramped rental apartment, they watch the white moonlight and the older brother who was supposed to die young keep living longer and shining brighter, and wonder what went wrong.
Where are their male lead and heroine auras?
Coming soon: I Really Don't Want to Be a Mountain God. Please add it to your favorites, mwah~~
A mountain god's seal falls from the sky, and from then on, she's no longer human!
Gu Ya never imagined that an ordinary mountain hike would strip her of her human status and transform her into a mountain god.
Will people hate and persecute her for being an anomaly?
Before Gu Ya can panic, the Taoist Association steps in to help. They give her a mountain, build a mountain god temple, and turn the place into a scenic area. Just like that, Gu Ya has a mountain, a house, and a career. She's become a winner in life.
She can already picture her future: living off her mountain god allowance, watching seas of clouds in the morning and red skies at dusk, farming in her spare time and welcoming tourists when she's busy. What a delightful life.
But soon she realizes something is wrong. Why are there so many deformed animals on the mountain?
Fish with wings, two-headed snakes, turtles with bird heads, multi-tailed sheep with eyes on their backs...
Gu Ya: "???"
Is she living in a radioactive zone?
After she can't resist eating the deformed animals, Gu Ya makes peace with it. So what if it's a radioactive zone? She's no longer human, so radiation can't hurt her.
Besides, these deformed animals are tender, delicious, and satisfyingly chewy. She's never tasted anything so good!
She could live here forever for the sake of these animals.
Later, she learns the truth: these deformed animals are mythical beasts from the Shanhai Realm, and the mountain she lives on is the boundary mountain separating the Shanhai Realm from the human world.
The generous benefits the Taoist Association gives her are payment for guarding the boundary mountain.
Gu Ya: "..."
Damn it, you could at least have told me!
No way. I want more money!
Gu Ya has had one wish since childhood: a mountain, a field, a spring, and a bit of free time. After becoming a mountain god, she gets all of it.
Living in the mountains, she discovers the joy of gathering seafood at the shore. Double the happiness.
She picks up her bucket and heads toward the boundary. Let's see which cutie is going to deliver itself right into her mouth today!
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands
Sure enough, the boss behind the scenes is very powerful. I wonder if Sui Xing will follow suit. . . I want to watch the extra episode to rectify the Xie family and destroy the scumbag grandpa and grandma. It would be so cool! ! !
Mushroom: You, you, you... I obviously saved you, how could you take advantage of me and molest me?~
It seems that the hostess concealed the birth of the baby, in order not to worry her sister... The hostess really worked hard to give birth to the baby.
Seeing the Mountain and Sea Realm and Kaiqiao reminds me of Tribulation of All Races and Star Gate, hahahaha. There is also such training, thinking about their first high martial arts, I miss it~
It's good to read. I like the pace. The plot is compact and not watery at all. I wait for this article every day. It's just too short.
It's good. Tiantian will be a mortal for a while, and she will have to rely on Yu Mengchen to protect her for the time being.
When I was called uncle, I thought the Rong family was from the Northeast...
Hot knowledge: The youngest elder in the Northeast is called Lao X. For example, if your mother has four sisters, they are called the second aunt, the third aunt, the fourth aunt, and the old aunt. The same goes for old uncles, old uncles, and old aunts.
P. S. So the old jeweled uncle who sings about painting dragons and painting rainbows should be the youngest in the family.
Two months of training together day and night have not erased the impression of opening a small stove. How small-minded are these people?
Such a disgusting family has harmed so many girls, why not just destroy it?
Restricted Constitution and Vegetative State Are the Best Match
When the Squeamish Brother Comes to the Iron-Blooded Star
When I Woke Up, I Almost Entered a Museum.
Many People Think That the Female Supporting Role Is Getting Close to a Passerby, Senior Brother A.
Xiuzhen Express, the Mission Must Be Fulfilled
After Pretending to Be an Ancestor, He Was Targeted by the Demon Lord.
Sweet O Bride of the Evil God
Spider Spirit Is Pregnant with the Villain's Baby
I Really Don't Want to Be a Mountain God
After Dressing up as a Villain, I Became a Group Favorite
After I Became the Divine Sword of the Dragon-Slaying Male Lead
I Married the Immortal Venerable by Dreaming
Sure enough, the boss behind the scenes is very powerful. I wonder if Sui Xing will follow suit. . . I want to watch the extra episode to rectify the Xie family and destroy the scumbag grandpa and grandma. It would be so cool! ! !
Mushroom: You, you, you... I obviously saved you, how could you take advantage of me and molest me?~
It seems that the hostess concealed the birth of the baby, in order not to worry her sister... The hostess really worked hard to give birth to the baby.
Seeing the Mountain and Sea Realm and Kaiqiao reminds me of Tribulation of All Races and Star Gate, hahahaha. There is also such training, thinking about their first high martial arts, I miss it~
It's good to read. I like the pace. The plot is compact and not watery at all. I wait for this article every day. It's just too short.
It's good. Tiantian will be a mortal for a while, and she will have to rely on Yu Mengchen to protect her for the time being.
When I was called uncle, I thought the Rong family was from the Northeast... Hot knowledge: The youngest elder in the Northeast is called Lao X. For example, if your mother has four sisters, they are called the second aunt, the third aunt, the fourth aunt, and the old aunt. The same goes for old uncles, old uncles, and old aunts. P. S. So the old jeweled uncle who sings about painting dragons and painting rainbows should be the youngest in the family.
Two months of training together day and night have not erased the impression of opening a small stove. How small-minded are these people?
Such a disgusting family has harmed so many girls, why not just destroy it?
The 9 humans are anti-human, right?