I Really Don't Want to Be a Mountain God

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A newly built mountain-god temple has opened on Yaoguang Mountain.

The temple is large and new, and its officiant is a pretty young woman. She will interpret fortune sticks for people only if they sincerely worship the mountain god. Everything about the place gives off an air of marketing, carefully cultivated image, and unreliability.

At first, nobody believed in this mountain-god temple, and everyone tried to expose it as a fraud.

But then a girl nearly killed by the schemes of her mother-in-law and husband got a new lease on life; a designer falsely accused of plagiarism received justice; someone whose life had been plagued by evil sorcery regained their original good fortune; and evildoers who tried to commit crimes on the mountain received the punishment they deserved...

Everyone: "!!!"

Mountain God, please protect us.

Gu Ya: All right, all right, as long as you sincerely believe in the mountain god.

When Gu Ya first became a mountain god, she flatly refused. Once she became a mountain god, she would be bound to this mountain and unable to leave.

Choosing to stay home and being forced to stay home were two completely different things. She missed the bright lights and bustle down the mountain, and she missed her family. She wanted to go down the mountain.

But after helping worshippers who had prayed to the mountain god in despair and helplessness escape their miserable fates, she felt she could no longer turn away.

She diligently played the temple officiant and worked hard as a mountain god. At last, she learned that once the faith and incense offerings collected by the Mountain God Seal were sufficient, it could take her place and guard the mountain.

Gu Ya: "!!!"

She looked at the worshippers who had come seeking help. "Come on, come on, every one of you, believe in the mountain god with all your heart!"

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On the day Qing Jiang reached Foundation Establishment, two major events happened at once:

First, she awakened memories of her past life and discovered that she had transmigrated into a book.

According to the plot, she would awaken a Chaos bloodline and, under the influence of its chaotic instincts, rely on demonic cultivators and commit every manner of evil, before finally being killed by the heroine with a single sword strike.

Second, she was in the middle of awakening her bloodline.

Qing Jiang: "!!!"

Help, help me!

At the critical moment, she fostered another bloodline that could resist the Chaos bloodline, and suddenly turned into an Emperor's Rest Tree.

Qing Jiang: "???"

Oh well, a tree it is. She wouldn't lose her reason or become a disgrace to her sect, and she absolutely loved that.

However, she still awakened part of the Chaos bloodline. To suppress it, she had to commit one hundred bad deeds.

Her junior uncle-master had lost his sword intent and could no longer pick up his sword, and he was so easy to bully. She secretly dumped him at the bottom of a cliff and set up a haunted-house illusion array.

Go on, cry your eyes out in fear, Junior Uncle-Master.

Instead, he picked up his sword again and bullied the ghosts mercilessly.

Qing Jiang: "???"

Her eldest senior sister was immersed every day in the pain of her fiance breaking off their engagement. Qing Jiang put her fiance and her bonded treasure at the edge of a cliff and forced her to choose one.

Go on, agonize over it, Eldest Senior Sister.

Instead, her eldest senior sister chose her bonded treasure, resolved her inner turmoil, and saw her cultivation soar. She was as happy as a child who weighed 250 jin.

Qing Jiang: "???"

Her fellow disciples liked to practice beneath her tree. She put a fence around her true form and posted a sign: "50 spirit stones per visit."

Go on, call me a reincarnated profiteer, say I have no empathy, and tell me I'm a terrible person.

Instead, her fellow disciples all agreed that she should have done this long ago. Anyone could come practice there, and if they arrived late, there would be no space left for them.

Qing Jiang: "???"

Qing Jiang cried her heart out. Why was it so hard to do one bad deed?

Her junior brother stepped forward, blushing, and said, "You can do a hundred or even a thousand bad deeds to me."

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