Live-Streaming My Cultivation

++++Lu Bei had just finished the college entrance exams and was traveling alone for the first time when he got caught in a mountain-road bus crash. Everyone else was safe inside the bus, but he flew out of the fully open window, bag and all. As he plummeted through the air, Lu Bei clutched his backpack and thought, If I survive this, I have to livestream a hundred times and tell everyone about this harrowing cliff-diving experience I survived. A few hours later, Lu Bei crawled out of a pile of weeds. As he searched for his phone to call for help, he thanked the heavens for sparing his worthless life. The moment he opened his phone to call for help, he saw that in the livestream window at the top of the screen, besides his own scratched-up face, there were two figures flying on swords in the sky behind him. Before he could even call for help, Lu Bei sat on the ground and silently turned the camera toward the sky. “Guys, anyone want to cultivate immortality? I think I've transmigrated.” At first, Lu Bei's livestream had few viewers. Everyone who came in was drawn to the footage and asked him which undeveloped tourist attraction this was. Then they noticed that there was often a group of handsome men and beautiful women in ancient costumes behind him, and they started asking him every day in the comments which film studio or production crew this was. Later, when Lu Bei joined a sect and cultivated to become an immortal, everyone complained that his fake videos were getting more and more sensational, while secretly following along and desperately studying cultivation techniques and skills. Chang Sandu, an inner disciple of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect, had recently been punished with three years of teaching new disciples in the outer sect. As it happened, it was time for the Ten Thousand Swords Sect's once-every-thirty-years selection competition for new disciples. One new disciple named Lu Bei made incredibly fast progress after joining the sect, but he encountered more problems during cultivation each day than there were swords in the Sword Valley! Chang Sandu was at his wit's end. Pestered by Lu Bei day after day, he could only help him all the way from an outer disciple to an inner disciple of the main peak. The three-year punishment was finally over. Before he could even breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Lu Bei take his hundred thousand latest questions to ask Zhenren Xinyang, the chief inner disciple. Chang Sandu: That kid's my equal in rank. Why switch to someone else? Lu Bei, holding his phone and livestreaming, felt a little guilty. He'd already made Senior Brother Chang the people's cultivation instructor for three whole years. You can't keep shearing the same sheep. This was for Senior Brother Chang's own good, too. After all... Lu Bei looked at Senior Brother Chang's increasingly sparse hair and silently marveled that cultivating immortality was really difficult! It had already become one of Earth's two leading hair-loss professions, alongside math. The stronger you get, the balder you get. The stronger still, the balder still. When he had just joined the inner sect, he'd taken a close look at everyone's hair. That Zhenren Xinyang had the thickest hair by far, and could definitely withstand all the cultivation questions he'd collected from people on Earth. The next people's cultivation instructor would be him! P.S. This is a cultivation story about growing stronger. Let's discuss things peacefully and not make personal attacks. If you don't like it, just drop it. No need to tell me, thanks. Coming soon: “I've Turned into a Cat, Guys.” Please add it to your collection. Blurb: Tang Ke stepped into thin air and died. When he opened his eyes again, he had one piece of good news and one piece of bad news waiting for him. The good news was that he was still alive. The bad news was that the planet he lived on had changed, and so had his species. He'd turned into a palm-sized calico cat. Tang Ke stumbled along on his unsteady little legs, wobbling his head as he thought: If I can find a rich, generous adopter as a cat, won't life be much better than it was as a human? The cat life begins! After living on this unfamiliar planet for a while, Tang Ke decided that the aliens here were actually pretty nice. All he had to do was rummage through a trash can, and some kind person would bring him food. All the stray cats within a ten-mile radius were very friendly to him. Every day, Tang Ke just basked in the sun and ate the food kind people and kind cats brought him. Once he was full, he'd find a clean spot, lie down, close his eyes, and the day would be over. He even took in a big Burmese cat as his underling, though the underling was in poor health and needed him to look after it. Tang Ke didn't think this little problem mattered at all. Under his careful care, his underling kept growing bigger. Just as Tang Ke was dreaming of ruling the neighborhood with him, his underling transformed into a human. He even confessed his feelings to him! Tang Ke packed his bags and ran away that very night. He couldn't keep this mutated underling! Turning into a human out of nowhere was terrifying. A kitten would never do something like that. That is, until the other guy brought out a fancy cat bed, fragrant handmade cat food, and a complete set of the shiniest toys in the pet store. August: “Your dream is to put on an act for five minutes and live in luxury for the rest of your life. Now's your chance. Do you want to take it?” Tang Ke nodded without a second thought. “I do!” Theme: Stay positive and work together to build a better life