Come Over and Give Me a Heal

[The audio drama adaptation of the same name is now available on Maoer]

[Complete and fully edited. Pirated copies are incomplete. Thank you for supporting the official release.]

/University campus x game streaming x getting close to each other twice/

/The bottom is a Honor of Kings streamer, and the top streams horror games/

By day, Wei Mian drives a baby stroller around the Canyon, acting like a complete idiot.

By night, Wei Mian hides in Gu Qiyun's arms, too scared to look at the computer screen.

A ghostly figure crawled toward them, its blood-covered face filling the screen in an instant.

Wei Mian, hoarse: Aaaaaah!!!

Gu Qiyun, expressionless: I'm a little scared.

Wei Mian, trembling: Then... QAQ L-let's end the stream.

Gu Qiyun: If you heal me once, I won't be scared.

Wei Mian: ?

Gu Qiyun: Kiss kiss kiss.

A sweet-faced junior who is sharp-tongued in private X a scholarly senior who acts like a mature adult but is secretly a seasoned flirt

[Games featured include Honor of Kings, Fireboy and Watergirl in the Forest Temple, Badminton League, a harem-building game, HOME SWEET HOME, and some stuff I made up on the spot. You don't need to have played them to enjoy the story. Just have fun!]

● Next story: The Ghost at Home Keeps Sneaking Licks of My Cat. Please save it from the author's profile in the upper right!

Ling Lu is a ghost who has lost his memories. All he remembers is that he was a cat lover when he was alive, and after death he gained the ability to talk to cats.

After dying, he moved in with a family that had four cats. He made himself cat ears and a tail, and secretly snuggled with the homeowner's cats every day. He got along wonderfully with them.

Every now and then, he also fought other ghosts, pressed down on the homeowner's bed, and absorbed some yang energy from him to "recharge."

Fu Shuli is a university professor and a firm atheist.

But lately, his faith has begun to crack.

At first, the cats at home kept looking in the same direction. When they huddled together, they'd leave a small, oddly shaped gap, and they were shedding more than ever, almost going bald.

Before long, he always felt something pressing down on him when he slept. After he fell asleep, it would move behind him and hug him.

In the haze between sleep and waking, he sometimes heard a clear, pleasant male voice mumbling, "Why isn't he asleep yet? I can't recharge... Tomorrow I definitely need Big Meow to knock over his coffee."

The next day, the family's boss cat knocked over his coffee with a merciless swipe of its paw, spilling it everywhere.

Fu Shuli: "..."

There really was a ghost in the house.

When a coworker found out, they bought some ghost-repelling talismans from a supposedly powerful exorcist and brought them over.

That night, the familiar voice rang out from on top of him. "I'm a ghost from overseas. Those talismans won't work on me."

Fu Shuli: "..."

*

After discovering the ghost, Fu Shuli was still alive and well, but his four cats were shedding even more.

These four cats were his parents' beloved fur-babies, closer to him than their own children. His parents had left them in his care before going abroad, and they were due back in a while.

Desperate, Fu Shuli posted online:

"What do I do about the ghost at home who keeps sneaking licks of my cat? My cats are going bald!"

People online thought he was just being absurd and offered all kinds of advice.

Top comment: Seduce the ghost and let him lick you instead. Then he'll be too busy to lick the cats.

"..."

● The completed story My Brother, You Smell So Good is ready to read.

-University campus x 1v1 sweet romance

-A top who thinks he's straight and is homophobic x a reborn bottom who doesn't realize he's flirting

After seven years together, Shen Yu was diagnosed with terminal cancer just as he and Cheng Mofei were about to get married.

At his deathbed, his once fiercely strong lover held his hand and wept.

When he opened his eyes, Shen Yu had traveled back twelve years, to the year he had just turned eighteen and finished the college entrance exams.

Given a second chance at life, Shen Yu made two resolutions: 1. Get healthy. 2. Build a good life with Cheng Mofei.

Without hesitation, Shen Yu listed Cheng Mofei's former university as his choice, packed his bags, and traveled alone to the northern city where they had spent seven years in love.

They first met at the new student reception desk. Cheng Mofei was being confessed to by a junior and looked repulsed. "I'm straight. I'm not interested in men."

Shen Yu: "?"

He remembered Cheng Mofei being the one who'd made the first move.

They met for the second time in the dorm. Shen Yu pulled some strings to become Cheng Mofei's roommate. Cheng Mofei, acting like they'd known each other for ages, put an arm around his shoulders and sniffed the crook of his neck for a long time before asking, "Bro, what are you wearing? You smell so good."

Shen Yu named a brand of body wash.

It was Cheng Mofei's favorite body wash, the same one they'd used during all those passionate encounters in the bathroom.

The next day, an identical bottle appeared in the dorm bathroom.

The third time they met was in the infirmary. Some guys from the sports department were harassing the handsome new student Shen Yu. Cheng Mofei strode over and shielded him, his eyes cold. "He's my bro. He's straight. Keep your filthy thoughts to yourself."

Shen Yu: "..." Actually, he wasn't.

Just as Shen Yu was wondering how to turn the closeted Cheng Mofei gay, Cheng Mofei was busy convincing himself:

"Shen Yu and I hit it off right away. We'll definitely be best friends for life."

"What's wrong with best friends sharing a bed?"

"Best friends should shower together."

"Why should straight guys care about that stuff?"

Shen Yu: "..."

Later, Cheng Mofei discovered that his best friend had someone in his heart, that his phone password was their anniversary, and that he even murmured that person's pet name in his sleep. Even the body wash he'd been using for so long smelled like that person's favorite.

And that person... seemed to be a man!

Cheng Mofei completely lost it.

On the anniversary of their previous life, Shen Yu dressed up carefully and bought Cheng Mofei's favorite little cake, planning to spend the day with him in this life. But the moment he opened the door, he was pinned against the wall.

The familiar scent still filled the air. Cheng Mofei gritted his teeth. "You're not allowed to be with some other man."

Shen Yu: "?"

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