What Hasn't the Top Done While Going Crazy?

[Sir, please accept your interface mission scripts.]

The little System popped up a window with a list. At a glance, every pairing was X.

[Emperor X Top Scholar]

[Chief Eunuch X General]

[...X...]

[...X...]

So many high-ranking officials. No wonder it was a special event for emperors and generals.

No wonder it was a world of cyber-restoration, where everyone became emperor.

Facing its new Host, who was brimming with anticipation, System 897 fidgeted with its fingers.

[We used to have a beautiful young-man art style, but the previous Host overhauled it a bit.]

"How did she overhaul it?"

[She opposed emperors and feudalism.]

...Huh?

[After the overhaul, the style became closer to that of real history. So those dashing character names actually belong to big-bellied, middle-aged men.]

...Stop body shaming.

[Your partner in the original plot is one too.]

...Wait, what are you t...?!

[But you also have a second account, "The Empress Who Disguises Herself as a Man," which will come online automatically.]

"..."

Two accounts, huh.

Opposing emperors and feudalism, huh.

I'm supposed to sleep with a big-bellied, middle-aged top scholar, huh.

Xie Fu, who had come here to cultivate his mind and body, wore an equally upright and beautiful expression.

We're all crazy here on Haitang. What haven't we topped?

Tonight, I'll try [Main Account Emperor X Second Account Male Empress]. Double Happiness!

Episode One

Original world: The tyrant who mistreated his male empress, and the top scholar taken by force

[He was a brilliant top scholar, but His Majesty kept him confined in his private chambers.]

[The young emperor pulled open his... and used his fingertips to tease the... mud, then laughed: ...]

[The top scholar happened upon the Empress in the central palace and begged him for help. The Empress coldly said: ...]

[The Emperor... The Empress, the Empress... revealed his... The Emperor exclaimed in shock, "If I'd known you were a man, why would I..." Then he grabbed the Empress's... The Empress... kicked... was caught...]

[The top scholar hid to one side, his hand unconsciously... He thought, His Majesty... perhaps... the Empress... No wonder... For a moment...]

[And so the three of them, Emperor, Empress, and top scholar... happily... ...overlapped... and from then on...]

Xie Fu: "..." What the hell is this?!

Episode Two

Original world: The notorious Chief Eunuch and the general framed for a crime

[Everyone said he was vicious and ruthless, that he framed loyal subjects. Everyone said he was loyal and devoted, that he served his country with all his heart.]

[But in the depths of night, unknown to anyone, the general who had fought across the battlefield took off his armor, embraced the incomplete man, and begged him for mercy.]

The head of the eunuch enforcers, missing a few parts: "..."

Episode Three

Original world: The top-ranked scholar and the third-place graduate who rode through town with flowers in his cap

[He was always gazing up at his name from behind.]

[Forever held firmly beneath him, like grass on a spring afternoon that could never escape his palm.]

The young top scholar turned to his slacker roommate: "Want to go get tea?"

Episode Four

Original world: The foolish, lecherous emperor and the diligent, upright chancellor

[He should keep him confined in the palace and torment him in every way, break his pride, sully his good name, make him submit willingly, make him work himself to the bone day after day, and labor in bed night after night.]

Then the family of the owner of that proud spirit came to visit. A lively young gentleman flew into the palace like a bird, laughing as he threw himself into the ruler's arms. He then turned to the chancellor, whose uprightness was as unyielding as a spine, and said, "Father, work hard."

Episode Five

Original world: The regent suspected of rebellion and the eunuch sent to the palace after being convicted

[He had once been the young master of a prestigious household, a family of officials. From childhood he had immersed himself in the classics, but one day he was implicated in another's crimes and subjected to the humiliating punishment of castration. All his honors, ambitions, and aspirations vanished like smoke.]

[Until... the kneeling eunuch raised his head at the order, allowing the all-powerful regent to look him over.]

[The prince, whose achievements overshadowed the emperor's and whose power burned like a blazing fire, still saved him, like one lonely soul on a lofty peak rescuing another lonely, hopeless soul.]

The regent gave instructions to the newly recruited eunuch steward: "Young Master Shi is attending me tonight. Make a note of it."

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A big-bellied, middle-aged man is not something Xie Fu can stomach. His dignity means... he'd rather use his second account.

Male lead x male lead, double-account selfcest

The next door story is too serious, so I'll do something crazy for fun here! (Starting the teasing.)

The craziness is... three separate stories, each one bonkers... Thanks for liking and recommending it.

Xie Fu: Let's make a deal. I want to be surrounded by beautiful characters. Let me start over a billion times.

Xie Fu: I want to meet my original partner, the immortal and unyielding one...

Xie Fu: Tell me what it'll take to let me join the regular season (pokes).

▄ The unserious title seems better suited to luring in all you passing cuties than "Cyber Restoration."

Then let's make the title crazy =v=

▄ The outline is rough. Take a look next door at my half-crafted historical fantasy → "(Find it in my collection)"

(Female powerhouse x prestigious family heir) x2 + 1

▄ For the rest, browse the author's collection and help yourself → [hands over menu]

"Li Bai x Lin Daiyu"

"Princess Taiping selfcest"

etc.

...Mmm.

▇▇ Upcoming male-lead quick transmigration series "Seven Grudges" ▇▇

▇▇ New male-lead short story "Professor and Shadow Guard" ▇▇

[More similarly unserious, silly works will come about through random inspiration.]

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>> Recommended in my collection (you can transmigrate there through the announcement link)

1. [Li Bai x Lin Daiyu]

The two meet in a dream.

Lin Daiyu turns around a mountain cliff and sees a beautiful vista. Someone is reciting poetry beneath the moon, a sword at his side.

He takes her hand and leads her off to a bridal chamber.

2. [Professor x Shadow Guard]

This is how we communicate now.

"Kro:n kro:n sga ku"

That's right. He speaks ancient Chinese. XD

3. [Male Lead x Princess Taiping]

"If you marry Wu Youji, you'll go from being a daughter of the Wu family to a daughter of the Li family, a daughter-in-law of the Wu family."

His voice sounded inside her body.

"If you weren't still in my bed, I'd find your words more convincing."

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