A Certain Scientific Holy Right

※This is a silly story. It's a short story (probably), and the plot goes:

A Certain Magical Index -> JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven -> Bungo Stray Dogs

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Warning: Spoilers ahead:

[The author has completely ignored the setting that the Right Seat of God can't use ordinary spells.]!!!!!! If that doesn't work for you, feel free to leave. I said it's a silly story!!! There are plenty of other liberties with the setting, too!!!!!

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“They are a group aiming to become the ‘Right Seat of God.’ And after gaining the position of ‘Right Seat,’ they will use that power to evolve from angels into something else... That is what they firmly believe.”

And that name is

“La persona superiore a Dio”

That is,

“, The One Above God.”

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And he is the legendary, supposedly nonexistent “Fifth Member” of the Right Seat of God, with the title of “Metatron.”

But Metatron, despite having such an awesome identity, says, “I'm still working a damn part-time job to make money! What the hell is going on?!

And why are you making such a big deal out of me?! I'm not the only one in the Right Seat of God!”

The black-haired, red-eyed boy in work clothes stamps his feet in anger.

“You're not here to settle a score with Trije on behalf of QZ, are you?!”

Wow, the world can't understand what I say again. The boy rolls his eyes like a dead fish.