In the A Certain Magical Index and Conan Worlds, I Want Nothing More Than to Tear Up the Calendar

A crossover fanfic focused on A Certain Magical Index and Detective Conan. Other worlds are just bonus surprises.

Jianggu Yi, also known as Guya Lingya, currently lives at the point where worlds meet.

Ever since he ran away from home and settled at the crossroads, Jianggu Yi has felt that daily life is incredibly difficult. It's not because his family won't give him an allowance, or because he can't earn enough to support himself. It's something else that gives him a real headache.

"Why, why, why, why!! Didn't Christmas just end? Why does the calendar say tomorrow is July?!"

Sometimes, Jianggu Yi would wave the calendar around at home and yell about how ridiculous it was.

"????? Something's wrong, right? Wasn't it blazing hot in August yesterday? How is it snowing today?!"

Sometimes, he'd be frustrated that he wore short sleeves yesterday but had to put on a padded coat the very next day.

"I'm used to it. I'm used to it now. But... didn't we just celebrate New Year's? Why is it suddenly summer again?"

Sometimes...

"Wait, didn't Christmas just happen? Why is it Christmas again tomorrow? Hold on, it's Christmas on the third day too?! You stupid calendar, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!"

So Jianggu Yi decided to rip up the calendar and put an end to this damn miserable life.

One day, Jianggu Yi finally spotted the two boys who were messing with his normal life.

Both boys had such weird hairstyles that it was hard not to think they'd used hair gel to style them that way.

The spiky-haired boy: "Jianggu? Why are you hitting me?!"

The boy in the blue suit, with two tufts sticking out at the back of his hair: "Hey! Don't hit people!"

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A story full of jokes and references.

Core message: A story of magic, science, and Conan-style logic.