I’m the world’s record keeper. Pay up.
I’m Mikazuki Eri, an ordinary high school student in Academy City.
One day, I discovered I could see a forum outside the world, and that I was a character in a manga called A Certain Magical Index! A background character, no less!!!
This is completely unscientific!!
I thought I was just an obscure background character, the kind whose whole life you can see at a glance.
Until one day,
A horrible man named Kakine Teitoku called me. He called me a “damn Sixth.”
Me: “???”
You bastard, who are you calling that?! Come and fight me!
Wait, I remember Kakine Teitoku is the name of the Second, right?!
Me: “?!!!”
Me (pulling out my phone to post on SNS): Is it too late to run?!
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Here’s the mermaid gag.
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(The protagonist enters.)
Bishop: Hello, miss. Is there something we can help you with?
Protagonist: Whatever I’m about to tell you, don’t freak out!
Nephthys: We’re Magic Gods. We don’t get scared. Go ahead.
Protagonist: The latest manga chapter betrayed me again!
Nephthys: ? Which one is the update?
Protagonist: It’s not a person, it’s an update. You know what an update is, right? When an unfinished work publishes a new chapter, that’s called an update. Just now, I got betrayed!
Bishop: (drawing the A Certain Magical Index anime)
Protagonist: It’s not that bad, and it’s two-dimensional. It doesn’t move.
Nephthys: (drawing the A Certain Scientific Railgun manga)
Protagonist: ? It’s the main A Certain Magical Index series that got updated. You know, the main series?
Neftis: (drawing the A Certain Scientific Accelerator manga)
Protagonist: ? Accelerator? What’s that? I’ve never heard of it. And I said the A Certain Magical Index manga got updated, not its sons and daughters!
Nephthys: (turning it upside down and drawing the Detective Conan manga)
Protagonist: ? You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you? I said a manga in a certain series got updated, not Detective Conan from next door!
The Magic Gods: (snickering)
Protagonist: ? What are you laughing at? A Certain Magical Index! You know, the one written by Kamachi Kazuma and drawn by Kogino Chuuya! It just got an update, and I got betrayed. I was just about to start cursing, then I realized I didn’t even have a home anymore! I was like an idiot...
Bishop: (unable to hold back his laughter)
Protagonist: What are you laughing at?
Bishop: I was thinking of something happy.
Protagonist: What?
Bishop: I just gave the A Certain Magical Index protagonist a love letter, and he accepted it.
Nephthys and Nephthys: (unable to hold it in)
Protagonist: What are you two laughing at now?
Nephthys and Nephthys: We also went to see the A Certain Magical Index protagonist.
Protagonist: You... saw the same person?
The Magic Gods: Yep, yep.
Bishop: Is this update you’re talking about any good?
Protagonist: It’s not a matter of whether it’s good or bad. It’s the kind of thing you don’t know is coming, but the moment it comes out, it feels like someone’s stabbed you.
Nephthys: (snickering)
Protagonist: You mischievous prankster, I’ve put up with you long enough.
Nephthys: I met the A Certain Magical Index protagonist and even gave him a scare.
Protagonist: You’re laughing and haven’t stopped once!
Nephthys: Miss, we’re all at the very top of the magic world. We’ve undergone strict training. No matter how funny something is, we won’t laugh, unless we just can’t help it.
Bishop: How about this? Go back and chat with your forum friends for a bit. Once we’re done laughing, I’ll check out the update and see whether it really betrayed you this time.
Protagonist: Fine. Hurry up and laugh. This update really stabbed me in the back. Remember to bring more people. I’m worried this update will kill all of you.
(The protagonist leaves. Laughter erupts behind her.)
(The protagonist opens the door and looks in again.)
The Magic Gods: Miss, is there anything else you’d like to add?
(The protagonist leaves. Laughter erupts behind her. She enters again.)
The Magic Gods: Miss?
(The protagonist slams the door and leaves.)
Theme: Everyone is a star
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Laughing like crazy The more enthusiastic you are when hunting tigers The more frightened Eri becomes But if I were Eri, I would mainly look exactly the same. It's really scary.
Touma is really busy (looks subtle) To be honest, I didn't even notice it when I watched it. But Conan's words are indeed It is recommended that people who want to live forever go to the Conan set. In a sense, even before Conan is finished, you can still be said to be immortal. Today's review seems a bit late. I've been waiting for a long time.
Maybe it's the world's fault ()
It's really unfortunate that it collapsed or something. Afterwards, you can go and have tea with Touma (smoking That monster always feels bad
Uh-huh, the author will update more. I'm just waiting for food at the bottom of the pit.
I love you too^3^I'm tired of hunting tigers with bows and arrows, hehe
Of course I know I don't know why when I think of sweetness, I think of Shokuhou Hunter who desperately wants to be Eri's friend And Eri who thinks there must be something wrong with tiger hunting hahahahahahahahaha But it's normal w
Want to comment? Here you go, you beautiful dove Pretending to cry in the painting, crocodile tears, maybe I can compete with Nephthys in the future to see who can cry harder (doge)
Eri's acting skills are really max Bad women are also suki Wait for the next plot really interesting