[Crossover] The Overseer Keeps Trying to Drop a Sword

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A wisp of soul awakened within a stone slab as the very first King:

The traits of kingship bestowed upon him by the stone slab were [Transmigration] and [Immortality].

So he was involuntarily sent through time and space the moment he awakened, and to this day he still had no idea which stone slab, in which worldline, he had been born from.

In his hazy awakening, he spent a long time believing he was nothing but a sword.

He was a sword, and the King's retainers chose their own kind. It was only natural.

If he was a sword that could be reforged at any time, then it wasn't a big deal if he got dropped, right?

The blades: ...?!!

"The King's deviation score is about to go over the limit again!"

"Someone get a blade over there to stop him, quick! qwq!"

"But... which timeline has our master transmigrated to this time?!"

#The blades of Honmaru having a daily breakdown#

#The neighbors sent over a game invitation#

Original male protagonist.

True form: a soul.

Traits: Transmigration, immortality.

Born before humans discovered the stone slabs.

Every now and then, he wants to look for his own slab.

If he has a hobby, it's probably collecting stone slabs.

P.S. This story is also known as:

#A Healthy, Green Daily Life#

#Honing a Sword Is Hard, but Keeping Wolves at Bay Is Even Harder#

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"The Fake Liquor's Self-Cultivation [Bungo Stray Dogs Crossover]"

Herbal Salt is publicly acclaimed in academic circles for his expertise in a variety of fields. In truth, he's a well-known gay top-tier intelligence agent and all-purpose, overworked lackey for a certain shady liquor company, code-named Hell Tequila. Rumor has it that for work and pleasure alike, he has tangled with countless eligible handsome men from both the underworld and the legitimate world around the globe.

A Public Security executive? An intelligence agent for the Special Division for Unusual Powers? A world-class independent scholar? The personal secretary to the Vongola godfather? A specially appointed researcher at the Mikado's Temple?

"Thanks for asking. I'm at the Mikado's Temple, representing the liquor company and working my tail off researching the secrets of the stone slabs for organizations I've infiltrated on behalf of various sides."

"I was once the solid intelligence backbone of Naples' Passion godfather, and I was as close as a brother to the Vongola godfather of Sicily, always at his side."

"A little defection won't affect a friendship meant to last forever, as long as I'm still useful."

A legendary career as an undercover agent, navigating the great organizations as a fire-type non-affiliated ability user. That man nicknamed the Slacker is still working his tail off to do a good job undercover today.

But love came upon him without warning, passionate and intoxicating.

On Herbal Salt's twenty-fifth birthday, he carried a little cake to a bar to celebrate by himself and met Chuuya Nakahara, an executive of the Port Mafia, who was away on business and drinking alone to celebrate his twentieth birthday.

"What a coincidence, it's your birthday too. Want me to make you a real adult? I'm very good at it."

The completely inexperienced fake liquor smiled with confident composure and elegant danger, tempting his adorable, drunken prey to indulge his curiosity about the adult world.

And the next morning, he was already craving the other's body and skills. After learning that their jobs were similar, they tested each other and eventually exchanged contact information without a hitch.

Chuuya always thought Herbal Salt was a scientist at the Mikado's Temple with no supernatural ability, until the liquor company went under and the other man came clean.

"Chuuya, my old employer's gone down, and I've got nowhere to go. Please take me in, qwq."

The black-haired, black-eyed young man leaned in with pleading eyes, softly acting coy like a well-behaved golden retriever.

"Chuuya, is the Port Mafia hiring? We could have an office romance, you know."

---Like hell we could.

Though the Port Mafia executive cursed him out, his actions told a different story: he carried this delicious strong liquor home and hid him in his special liquor cabinet, savoring him alone, letting the fiery burn sear his heart until he couldn't get enough.

Until one day, Mori Ougai slapped a photo of Herbal Salt meeting privately with a certain blond-haired, chocolate-skinned Public Security agent in front of Chuuya.

"Cheating?!"

A gleaming scalpel struck the tabletop with a clang. The Port Mafia boss smiled as he shattered his trusted executive's naive delusion.

"No. Betrayal."

#No fake liquor belongs in this calamity god's liquor cabinet!#

#Even if it tastes really good!#

#Once fake liquor, always fake liquor#

"Herbal Salt, who are you really?!"

#The man with layers upon layers has something to say#

#First things first, placate the wife#

"Thanks for asking. I'm in the Port Mafia, a legendary mage obsessed with romance and bent on eloping with the calamity god to spend the rest of our lives together."

One-on-one, happy ending, spies within spies within spies, sweet romance.

P.S. Hell Tequila (Tequila Slammer) is also known as the Hell Shooter. When men down it in one gulp during a bet, this extreme drinking style shoots through the gut like an arrow from the Hell Shooter. Combined with the refreshing taste of lemon juice and the effects of sparkling wine, it can make your heart and lungs burn in an instant.

It's a strong liquor used for bets, and tequila is generally served with salt and lemon. I think it's a very fitting name for A-Yan's drink √

Theme: The heroes of the age are still to be found in the present