Wang Yao in the Dark Honmaru

This is the story of a several-thousand-year-old man-child who sneaks over to his younger brother's place, gets lost, and wanders into a dark honmaru lost in a remote mountain because of a space-time distortion. Only a nation can hurt a nation. The sword warriors, who harbor ill will toward humanity, are deeply frustrated when they find they can't cut this strange-mouthed boy. They can, however, tie him up in a nice, tight bundle and lock him away so they can study this strange "human". Wang Yao has been thrown into the sword-dissolution pool by Heshikiri Hasebe, forced to sample the Shinsengumi's dark cooking, and even left starving for a week, only able to watch as Shokudaikiri Mitsutada carries plate after plate of delicious food past him... In the end, after watching Wang Yao gulp down n bottles of Yagen's special poison without so much as a scratch, the sword warriors finally confirm that this strange boy isn't human. Wang Yao's inner thoughts: You can do whatever you want to me, but don't leave me hungry, aru! Hey, you one-eyed guy over there! Share some of that fried tofu with me. I actually like Japanese food, aru qwq. I don't want to eat any more black, unidentifiable stuff or those rainbow potions that murder my tongue, aru. My little brother, where are you? Come save your big brother, aru! 1. OOC is definitely inevitable. The author's writing is bad and rambling, naturally. If you can't accept that, quietly close this page. 2. I was inspired after reading a Touken Ranbu story about Honda Kiku (that story was probably abandoned, right? I'm still bitter…) 3. Whether it's the game, anime, or manga, I'm too lazy to research the details, so please ignore any strange bits. If you really can't ignore them... see point one above.