The Self-Cultivation of Fake Liquor

***This novel is complete. Please add my other works to your favorites!!!*** ***Pre-release: The Dungeon Boss Is a FIVE [Crossover], mainly Jujutsu Kaisen*** "My Chuya is the cutest person in the world!" Herb Salt, a veteran cat lover, boasts with a blissful smile to all the familiar faces from various organizations that he met while undercover around the world. This is a sweet romance about a lecherous man who falls in love at first sight with Chuya the cat, then falls deeper and deeper over time, and stays devoted to him. He takes down the distillery to become his darling's direct subordinate, plays the victim to get the cat owner to take him in, and so on... "Darling, is your organization hiring? We could have an office romance, you know?" Go screw yourself. The Port Mafia executive curses him, but his body tells the truth. He takes the bottle of delicious liquor home, hides it in his special liquor cabinet, and sips it alone. The fiery drink burns through him, and he can't get enough. Herb Salt is renowned in academia for his expertise in numerous fields of research. In truth, he's a famous gay man working for some booze-mixing factory, a top intelligence agent and an all-purpose workhorse. His codename is Hell Tequila. Rumor has it that work and personal interests have brought him into tangled relationships with countless handsome men in both the public and underworld around the globe. Until one day, a photo of Herb Salt meeting privately with a certain blond chocolate-colored public security officer is slapped down in front of Chuya. "Cheating?!" A scalpel gleaming with cold light clangs into the tabletop as Boss Mori breaks his trusted subordinate's naive delusion with a benevolent smile. "No. It's betrayal." #There is no room in my cat's liquor cabinet for even one bottle of fake liquor!# #Even if it tastes really good!# "Herb Salt, who are you, really?!" #First, I have to appease my darling# #Honey, how do you think I'm doing kneeling on this washboard?# "Thanks for asking. I'm at the Port Mafia and about to run away." "I'm a legendary wizard, hopelessly in love and trying to elope with the God of Calamity to spend the rest of our lives together." 1v1, happy ending, spies within spies within spies, a story about a cat lover who's the ultimate master of deception. Sweet. P.S. Hell Tequila (Tequila Slammer) is also known as the Hell Shooter. When men bet on drinking it in one gulp, this extreme method of drinking makes it shoot through the throat like an arrow from a hell shooter. The refreshing lime juice and fizzy drink make your heart and lungs feel like they're on fire. It's a hard liquor used for drinking bets, and tequila is usually served with salt and lime. I think it's a very fitting drink name for Salt. √ This novel will enter VIP status on Wednesday, November 18, 2020, with a 10,000-word update! I hope you lovely readers will show it lots of support, mwah! A pre-release from my other works The Dungeon Boss Is a FIVE [Crossover] Synopsis: [Gojo Ayako is an arrogant, unhinged battle-crazed princess of unknown origins.] System: The above evaluation comes from the following dungeons: Hueco Mundo, Koro Village, the Great Jura Forest, Academy City, Namimori, the Warring States period, the Taisho era, the 73 World, the parallel future, and more. A silver-haired, blue-eyed girl has a crab-meat tin in her hand and is cornered in an alley by curse users. Ignoring the System's warning, she skillfully takes out a five-yen coin to summon her household god, then hides by the trash can and, in a very feeble FIVE-like manner, calls her twin brother: "Satoru, some curse users are trying to kidnap me QAQ" Gojo Ayako is a jujutsu-powerless failure whom her family gave up on long ago. She thought she'd keep being a FIVE in the real world forever. Until the strongest brother she'd always envied was nearly beheaded for the second time. "Satoru, you're really useless." The day she learns the reverse cursed technique, Gojo Satoru sees his usually quiet and elegant little sister holding a bloodstained blade, looking at him with the same unhinged, arrogant gaze he has. "...Ayako?" After sixteen years, the twins finally have one hell of a fight. Pairing undecided. In the real world, the main crossovers are Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun, and Noragami. Available for pre-release. Please add it to your favorites! Theme: Love makes the world a better place