My Wife Keeps Wanting to Bury Me

Song Yuchu was reborn one day as the famous young master of the Song family in the cultivation world, and was forced to marry Su Ci.

He could put up with marrying a man, but the man turned out to be a corpse? Song Yuchu: "Where's my eighteen-meter iron shovel?"

As he dug a pit in the back garden to bury the body, a chilling voice suddenly rang out.

Su Ci: "Go ahead and try burying me!"

But Song Yuchu never dreamed that this was a lustful ghost!

Song Yuchu: "What the hell! I just got screwed by a ghost!"

Su Ci: "What are you standing there for? Hurry up and bathe and dress my body."

Song Yuchu: "Like hell I will!"

Later, rumors spread throughout the Three Realms.

Little Ghost B: "I heard Su Ci, the big shot of the Immortal Realm, has been bewitched by the Demon Lord."

Little Daoist A: "Word is that the renowned Immortal Venerable Lichen has fallen into the hands of that great demon Song Yuchu."

Little Demon C: "They say the leader of the Immortal Realm was hit with an incurable spell by the Demon Lord and locked away."

Su Ci repeated these rumors to Song Yuchu as a joke. Song Yuchu walked out of the room, holding his lower back. "What the hell do they know!"

One-on-one, both pure. Tsundere bottom Demon Lord vs. domineering top Immortal Venerable.

1. At first, the bottom has almost no cheat abilities and relies on the top. Later, he gets a seriously powerful golden finger.

2. Most of the worldbuilding comes from the author's imagination. Please don't nitpick it.

Coming soon: I Heard You Have 24 Pack Abs

Meng Qi is an otter who lives among mountains and rivers. His greatest daily pleasure, besides fishing with his friends, is reading the Mary Sue CEO romances his neighbor brings home.

Meng Qi: "Is this how humans mate and reproduce?"

Dreaming of human romance, Meng Qi decides to visit the city, but nearly falls into the hands of a bad person.

The man who rescued him turns to leave. Meng Qi reaches out and grabs him. "Aren't you taking me home?"

Shen Luochuan raises an eyebrow, thinking Meng Qi wants to repay him with his body, and takes him home. Along the way...

Meng Qi: "Is your surname Nangong? What about Shangguan?"

Shen Luochuan: "My surname is Shen."

Meng Qi: "Do you have 24 pack abs?"

Shen Luochuan: "Sadly, I only have eight."

Meng Qi: "Will your mother give me ten million to leave her son?"

Shen Luochuan: "No..."

Meng Qi: "Why don't your eyes show three parts coldness, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance?"

Shen Luochuan: ...

This kid seems a little silly...

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