Why Do I Have to Date That Guy?

Has Santa Claus really fallen so far that he has to climb through windows to deliver presents?

Qianye is a trainee Santa. She keeps her head down and does her job, but just as she's about to become a full-fledged Santa, she gets locked in Jiang Yuze's room.

Qianye: "Don't panic. I'm a good person!"

She finally manages to get out, only for her useless teammates to shoot Cupid's arrow. To make matters worse, he sees her face.

Qianye: "Why do I have to date that guy?"

Qiumo: "He saw your face."

Qianye: "He's a guy, too!"

Shuangma: "He saw your face."

Qianye: "Can you say something else?"

Qiumo and Shuangma, in unison: "He saw your face."

*, Divider, *

Coming soon: "Movie Star, You Dropped Your Child"

Four years ago,

Les, a pharmaceutical tycoon, was trying to escape his pursuers when he climbed onto a stranger's motorcycle. Claiming he had nowhere to go and no money, he shamelessly followed the man home.

But the secret identity he'd only just put on was exposed before long.

Four years later, the two meet again on the set of the movie Escape.

Les politely offers his hand. "Long time no see."

Chu Cheng looks at him with disdain and ignores him.

The internet is soon buzzing with rumors that Les, the nation's dream husband, and action star Chu Cheng don't get along.

Their fans immediately start a vicious online war.

While the fans are tearing into each other on behalf of their idols, a trending topic shoots to number one.

#Breaking: Les and Chu Cheng already have a son.

Les stands outside Chu Cheng's home with a little bundle of joy, smiling. "You dropped your child."

Chu Cheng glances at the little tyke in front of him. "Trying to scam me?"

The little one blinks. "Daddy~"

Elegant and gentlemanly on the surface, but secretly devious and full of saucy remarks, the uke vs. a violent stray-dog of an action star who's good at everything, the seme.

[Bonus scene]

Just as Les is plotting how to keep this little stray dog tied up at home, the man bites him on the neck.

Chu Cheng: "I really hate seeing that fake smile of yours."

Les: "Then maybe you should consider making me cry... somewhere else."

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