I Can't Believe I'm Dudley?!

She transmigrated for no apparent reason, and not as Harry, Voldemort, the Professor, or Draco, nor even as any remotely important character. Instead, she became Dudley, the cousin everyone despises?! Oh, no, she doesn't want to be a man! Fine, she can live with being a man. Genderbending stories are popular these days, after all. But she refuses to be a human pig. All right, her goal is to be a good big brother and give Harry a happy childhood. And absolutely no turning into a pig! Leave a paw print to summon me! If you've stopped by, don't forget to leave a paw print! Uh, if this gives you the heebie-jeebies, just click the little red X in the upper right corner. Thanks! I absolutely won't abandon this story, so you can read without worrying. There might be some squick, though I can't promise either way. My profile: Please bookmark it for me. My danmei stories: My fanfiction: Jinjiang's censorship has removed all the censored content. Please don't buy chapters marked as empty. There's not even a crumb of smut left in them. Theme: