[Coming soon: The Royal Family Makeover Plan, where she and her actor ex-boyfriend switch bodies]
Synopsis:
Xiao Jinse, the only daughter of the Duke Who Guards the Nation, had skin like snow and a graceful figure. Before she had even reached fifteen, she was named the Crown Prince's future consort.
But as soon as the Crown Prince ascended the throne, he revealed his tyrannical nature. He detested Xiao Jinse's dignified, gentle ways. On their wedding day, he didn't even enter the bridal chamber, turning instead to favor a wicked consort and driving Xiao Jinse to the brink of despair.
Xiao Jinse died a virgin.
Reborn, she found the Xiao family at the height of its power. She beat up all her enemies and dumped the tyrant, living life on her own terms.
The wicked consort rolled up her sleeves, eager to get rid of Xiao Jinse, but unexpectedly the tyrant turned over a new leaf and began pursuing Xiao Jinse again, pining for her, going crazy for her, and repeatedly slamming into walls for her.
Xiao Jinse: Serves him right if he dies.
The tyrant never gave up. He bestowed titles and treasures on her, chasing after her every day and begging to get back together.
Xiao Jinse: Heh heh heh.
A certain tyrant: Jinse smiled!
A certain wicked consort: Your Majesty, please come to your senses!
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Huo Kaijiang, the Great Liang dynasty's God of War, was renowned throughout the land and peerlessly handsome. Though cold and impossible to approach, countless women still flocked to him.
His heart was as hard as iron, until the moment he saw Xiao Jinse whip the tyrant. Then it melted into spring water.
From then on, he fought his way through every obstacle and ascended the throne, all so he could...
Restore her to her place as empress.
"My beloved is priceless. The whole realm is my betrothal gift."
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Both leads are each other's first and only partners! The heroine has no contact with the tyrant, the second male lead, and hardly even sees him!
Male lead: Overpowered, loved by everyone, a devoted puppy
Female lead: Lives as she pleases, breathtakingly beautiful, a little firecracker
In short, it's a story about two walking bundles of hormones falling in love,
and a tyrant trying to rekindle an old flame only to get fed dog food.
[Completed novel] The Little Peach Empress Dowager
The emperor loathed the empress dowager, who was younger than him.
They disagreed on politics, and he was always trying to drive her out of the palace.
One day, he realized the little empress dowager seemed like a different person,
silly and sweet as a peach.
So he watched her in secret,
and before long, he had fallen for her and thought of her every night.
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The Duke Who Guards the Nation's household had a pair of twin sisters renowned for their beauty.
The elder sister, Jiang Qionghua, was exceptionally talented and even became empress dowager.
The younger sister, Jiang Shaohua, was idle and lazy, a genuine blockhead.
Until the elder sister disappeared and Jiang Shaohua came to the palace to take her place.
Faced with all the enemies her sister had made,
Jiang Shaohua trembled and clung to the emperor's leg.
The emperor said coldly: "How can an empress dowager cling to my leg? That's utterly improper!"
Then he grabbed her hand, wrapped it around his waist, and refused to let go.
The heroine is lively and carefree, playing the fool while hiding her claws.
The hero is aloof, charming, and doting; he sees through her act but says nothing.
[Up next 1] The Royal Family Makeover Plan (Transmigration), a ridiculous comedy. Please bookmark!
Gao Tiantian transmigrates in wearing a high ponytail and camouflage fatigues, landing on the Prayer Altar of the Great Xia Dynasty. She thinks she's done for, but the royal family treats her like a celestial maiden and worships her.
She soon discovers that every member of the royal family is a complete oddball...
The emperor is obsessed with cultivating immortality and ignores state affairs. He writes ten doggerel poems a day, and every ancient painting in the palace has developed ringworm.
The consorts are obsessed with cultivating immortality, not palace intrigue. They love collecting delicacies and beautiful clothes to please Gao Tiantian, begging her to help them ascend to immortality.
The princes are obsessed with cultivating immortality, uninterested in power, and keep tearfully insisting that the position of Crown Prince should go to someone more suitable.
Xiao Chengyue, who ends up as Crown Prince after all these slackers push him into it: Thank you all, sincerely.
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Gao Tiantian can't stand these slackers, so she orders the royal family to change their ways.
Everyone obediently does as she says, except the Crown Prince, who keeps living in luxury.
Gao Tiantian clenches her fist: The Crown Prince is a key target for reform!
But the harder she tries, the stranger the Crown Prince's gaze becomes.
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Xiao Chengyue begins to question his life. He can hear Gao Tiantian's inner thoughts...
"That slim waist! Those long legs! Could I beat him in a wrestling match?"
"Chengyue baby is the best! Mom loves you!"
Xiao Chengyue breaks down.
The celestial maiden everyone believes has come to save the people, what on earth is going on in her head?
Gao Tiantian is shocked: I'm not! I didn't! I just want to set him on the right path and ask him for fitness advice!
Xiao Chengyue: Fine. I'll save the people, and I'll be the one to spoil and protect her, too.
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Everyone is ridiculous, extremely ridiculous. The tone is warm, and there aren't many villains.
The heroine acts proper and serious as a celestial maiden on the outside, but inside... not so proper.
The hero pretends to be a lazy, ruthless spendthrift, but is actually making plans for the nation (My notebook's about to die, so I'll leave it there for now.)
[Up next 2] After Switching Bodies with My Actor Ex-Boyfriend
The secret relationship between a top actor and a popular young star comes to an end.
That night, the two hold a wild "breakup ritual."
The next morning, they wake up... in each other's bodies!
After finally discovering that they can switch back by performing the "mysterious ritual,"
they learn that the normal state only lasts three days!
So every three days, paparazzi catch the actor hurriedly dragging the young star...
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Superstar nepo baby, aloof actor VS top-tier star who can't be bothered to work
[The author's completed novels]
The Little Peach Empress Dowager: A fake empress dowager and an emperor in a big, hilarious "I didn't know I loved you" moment
The Bully Is a Wife-Doting Devotee: A reformed fake bully and a timid fake lady
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Theme: Strive relentlessly and respect and love yourself, and you will be able to stand undefeated.
The hero's character is really good
[This is the author] For the little cuties who are still reading the article, the extra story is about past lives, unpleasantness, and abuse. Please buy with caution! And, there will be a dog emperor who will be reborn to chase his wife! Buy with caution!
It feels like the writing is similar to the Sui and Tang Dynasties
Ahhhhhhh it doesn't feel good at all. If the male protagonist has the courage to break into the palace and kill the concubine, why not kill the emperor with determination to die? Anyway, this emperor is incompetent and unreasonable. He will not end well if he just sits there and waits for death.
When will the Dog Emperor be offline? It's time for a change of government... And those stupid things
The stupid dog emperor, haha, in the end, he just wanted to use dirty methods to force the heroine, and he really didn't have any competitiveness at all.
These people are really bad, shameless
Great, these ungrateful things should be killed as soon as possible
The heroine is so miserable, because the scumbag is not only unconfident but also has psychological shadow.
The general is really good at flirting!