The Royal Family Makeover Plan

[Plot conceived on September 19, 2018; blurb written on February 6, 2021. Utterly ridiculous, so please add it to your favorites.]

Gao Tiantian transmigrates into the past,

lands on the Prayer Altar of the Great Xia Dynasty with a pile of strange gadgets,

and is worshipped by the royal family as a celestial maiden.

She soon discovers that every member of the royal family is a weirdo.

The emperor is obsessed with cultivating immortality and ignores state affairs. He writes ten doggerel poems a day, and every ancient painting in the palace is covered with his seals.

The consorts are obsessed with cultivating immortality, have no interest in palace intrigue, and love collecting delicious food and fine clothes to curry favor with Gao Tiantian and beg her to help them ascend to immortality.

The princes are obsessed with cultivating immortality and have no interest in power. They cry and beg to give the position of crown prince to someone more suitable.

Xiao Chengyue, who was pushed into the position of crown prince by the slackers: Thanks, guys. I really mean it.

Gao Tiantian can't stand this bunch of slackers, so she launches a royal family reform plan.

Physical problems? Fix them!

Mental problems? Fix them!

Problems with the country? Fix them all!

Everyone obediently does as they're told.

Only the crown prince's gaze grows more and more strange.

* *

The celestial maiden Crown Prince Xiao Chengyue had been eagerly waiting for has finally arrived,

but he starts questioning his entire existence.

Not only can he hear Gao Tiantian's thoughts, he can also see the images in her mind.

One moment, she is dignified and composed, teaching him to be a good crown prince.

The next, in her little head, she's all over him, hands and feet everywhere,

with indecent fantasies about him.

Xiao Chengyue has so many questions.

Wasn't she supposed to be a celestial maiden who would save the world?

Could she actually be a demoness who wreaks havoc wherever she goes?

* *

Everyone is ridiculous. Extremely ridiculous. The tone is warm and uplifting.

The heroine acts solemn and proper as a celestial maiden on the outside, but inside... not so proper.

The hero pretends to be a cold and extravagant fool, but in truth, he works himself to the bone with nobody knowing.

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Theme: Take education seriously and govern the realm diligently.