The Peachy Little Empress Dowager

[Coming Soon: The Royal Family Makeover Plan (Transmigration), Reborn and Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant]

Blurb:

The emperor detests the empress dowager, who is even younger than he is.

They disagree on matters of governance, and he is always trying to drive her out of the palace.

One day, he realizes that the little empress dowager seems to have become a different person.

She is silly and sweet, like a peach.

So he watches her in secret.

Before long, he has fallen for her and longs for her night after night.

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The Duke of Zhenguo’s household has twin sisters renowned throughout the land for their beauty.

The elder sister, Jiang Qionghua, is exceptionally talented and has even become empress dowager.

The younger sister, Jiang Shaohua, is idle and good for nothing.

Then the elder sister disappears, and Jiang Shaohua comes to the palace to take her place.

Faced with all the enemies her sister made, Jiang Shaohua trembles and clings to the emperor’s leg.

The emperor says coldly, “As empress dowager, clinging to My leg is utterly improper!”

Then he grabs her hands and wraps them around his waist, refusing to let go.

The heroine is lively and carefree, playing the fool while hiding her claws.

The hero is aloof, charming, and doting; he sees through her act but keeps quiet.

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One day:

Heroine: “Your Majesty, I’m not your stepmother. I’m your step-aunt!”

Hero: “Oh, I’ve known that for ages!”

Another day:

Heroine: “Your Majesty, when will you stop looking so displeased?”

Hero: “Oh, once I’ve become my own step-aunt’s husband!”

Another day:

Minister: “Your Majesty, the empress dowager has taken our forces! If we don’t kill her soon, then...”

Hero: “Oh, sooner or later, she’ll belong to Me!”

Minister: “*&%￥#@!”

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Shaohua is pronounced the same as shaohua, meaning the bloom of youth.

A sweet romance, with a cast of complete goofballs.

The setting is modeled on the Tang Dynasty, but the food is fictional.

[Next Story 1] The Royal Family Makeover Plan (Transmigration), a ridiculous romp. Favorites welcome!

Gao Tiantian transmigrates in a very sweet story,

landing on the altar of the Great Xia Dynasty with a pile of strange gadgets,

whereupon the royal family worships her as a celestial maiden.

She soon discovers that every member of the royal family is a character

The emperor is obsessed with cultivating immortality and neglects state affairs. He writes ten doggerel poems a day, and every ancient painting in the palace is covered in his seals.

The consorts are obsessed with cultivating immortality, not palace intrigue. They love collecting delicacies and fine clothes to curry favor with Gao Tiantian, begging her to take them with her to become immortals.

The princes are obsessed with cultivating immortality and have no interest in power. They cry and beg to hand the position of crown prince to someone more suitable.

Xiao Chengyue, who was pushed into the position of crown prince by all these lazybones: I thank you, truly.

Unable to stand this bunch of slackers, Gao Tiantian begins her royal family makeover plan.

Everyone obediently does as she says, but

The crown prince’s gaze grows increasingly strange.

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The celestial maiden Xiao Chengyue has been eagerly awaiting finally descends,

but he begins to question his entire existence

Not only can he hear Gao Tiantian’s thoughts, he can also see the scenes in her mind.

One moment, she is cool and dignified, teaching him to be a good crown prince.

The next, she is uprooting a willow tree in her little head,

smacking him into the air and laughing with her hands on her hips: “Between me and the crown prince, who’s stronger?”

Xiao Chengyue has a lot of questions.

Wasn’t she supposed to be a celestial maiden who would save the world?!!!

Could she be a demoness instead?!

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The whole cast is silly, extremely silly, with a warm and passionate tone.

The heroine acts all serious and celestial on the outside, but inside... not so much.

The hero plays the fool while hiding his claws, appearing cold and extravagant, but in truth he works himself to the bone, unnoticed by anyone.

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[Next Story 2] Reborn and Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant

Pei Xuanji, the youngest daughter of the Duke of Zhenguo, is beautiful as an ice jade, but has been frail since childhood.

Her family cherishes her like a precious jewel. If she wants to marry someday, they will find her a husband who will marry into her family. If she does not, her relatives will support her for the rest of her life.

But fate had other plans. The emperor praised her:

“This woman is fit to marry into the imperial family and become mother to all under heaven.”

So before the crown prince has even been chosen, Pei Xuanji becomes the undisputed choice for crown princess.

The princes scheme against one another, seeing her hand as a sign that they will become crown prince.

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Prince Xiao Yu was sent to his fiefdom as a child and was never loved by the late emperor.

The moment he returns to the capital, he surveys his prey like a hawk and wolf, slaughtering his brothers.

He successfully ascends the throne and marries Pei Xuanji as his empress.

But that very night, he reveals his tyrannical nature.

He keeps Pei Xuanji at a distance, favors a wicked consort, appoints corrupt officials, and wipes out the old ministers and the Pei family.

That night, Pei Xuanji is pushed from the city wall by the wicked consort.

Pei Xuanji is reborn. The moment she opens her eyes, she hears a deafening chorus of acclamation

“Long live Your Majesty! Long live Your Majesty! Long, long live Your Majesty!”

She has been reborn in the tyrant’s body.

She looks at the wicked consort who will one day bring ruin to the country

“Take her away and behead her.”

Then at the corrupt official who will harm the loyal and good

“Take him out and feed him to the dogs.”

Then at this debauched body

“Take it away...”

Never mind. Being reborn was hard enough. She might as well make do with it.

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Meanwhile, the tyrant, who has entered her body, struggles to contain his overwhelming feelings,

kneeling weakly at her feet and sobbing, “Your Majesty, please hear me out!”

Pei Xuanji: “Hear what out? Being emperor myself is the best!”

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The hero gets tortured, then has to win his wife back!

[Important] The hero and heroine are both pure and have had no other partners!!!

[Completed Works by the Author]

The Rebel’s Daily Quest to Win His Wife: Handsome rebel versus nun fleeing disaster.

The Bully Is a Wife-Doting Maniac: Reformed fake bully and fake demure girl scared silly by others.

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Theme: Love life.